LMAO

LMAO

Did white people really do this?

Northman thread i guess

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>we didn't get this version of The Northman

;_;

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and have you seen this interview with Alexander and Nicole Kidman? I liked it.

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Older cultures universally did synchronized dancing as a way to build cohesion, especially before battle. It’s depicted in cave art everywhere humans lived. There’s a weird neurological phenomenon called muscular bonding where when people act in physical unison it creates such a strong bond that it shows up in brains scans.

Draugr part was cool as fuck.

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I made a webm of that part.

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your ancestors probably did dumber shit and are probably still doing dumber shit LMAO

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Nords were illiterate culture while Rome fell then rose again. The pinnacle of their civilization was to serve as meat shields to Serbian emperor in Constantinople.

nigga that's me every weekend.

>my downstairs neighbors hate me

A lot of this movie reminded me of reading The Heart of Darkness. That primordial earth feeling. Soundtrack was also kino as fuck.

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>in a car with your bros
>they ask you to put on a song

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this scene is fucking stupid in the context of the movie

>Serbian emperor
????

Perhaps, a thousand years ago. Meanwhile niggers still do this.

It was okay. Better than other vikingshit but I'm still tired of it.
Also felt like the director tried to hard to make it "kino" at times.

Furry larp on shrooms wasnt really something that vikings did but Eggman had to find a way to make his flick more gay, one way or another

>implying niggers didn't do the exact same thing

this

why do you think people have been dancing for literally thousands of years before fucking?

its an actual thing.

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The movie would have been elevated to an 8/10 if he fucked his mother.

White people are so weird and culty.

I wonder if this has any connection to mating dances like you see in animals.

Explain