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Walkable city édition

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Me in the brown car.

can you tell that french slag with the hairy twat to get back here

Gretchen ? No

fondling my family jewels

Hung over for the first time in ages and I'm on the ropes de lads
Paracetemolberg can't kick in soon enough

imagine all the little jeetlets swimming around in there

*shoots a jeet in the head with my sniper rifle*
rat down *kills another*
599,999,999,999,998 to go
599,999,999,999,999 to go

*nukes a jeet that found its way into the middle of the desert and is dying of thirst*

599,999,999,999,998 to go
*shoots his friend*

599,999,999,999,997 to go
*heh*...the jeets have got to go

meds

*places a big air sucker behind some rollers*
jeet walking past: *gets sucked into rollers*
*blood everywhere* he is hopefully dead. ( :) )

>Stand up
>Feel spay landing on my feet and have to wash them afterward
>Sit down
>a small amount of pee remains in my balls and leaks out after I put my pants back on

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*indian president has AK-47* "i will destroy tiktok"
china: "no"
indian president: *dies* "ow im dead*
"i wish i got the chance to do that"

Wouldn't it be better if government just admitted they got it wrong?

>french slag with the hairy twat to get back here
way to narrow it down, chief

daily reminder that cars are the pod
you live in it, and by it.

*reverses space and earth so everyone except indians are not on earth*
*makes earth be underwater and there is oxygen in space*
maybe the jeets should have learned science and not maths

witnessing a bong go mad

Time for meds i think

(all of the jeets are on earth)
"lets watch them all die now"
*they all drown in earth now*

"that was good" i liked that

*pakistan nukes india*
entire world except foreigner indians that went to other countries (kill themselves later): "good".

Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns album is criminally underrated in my opinion

if this post number is quads then all indians die instantly