/brit/

could tell by your flag

haha excellent stuff
JF power hour off to a cracking start

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feeling a bit ill

Time to bed, toil looms.

Pic unrelated.

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older thread gets priority sorry
you can maybe recycle your thread at the end of this one tho

threads dead im going to bed

its a bank holiday

no you dont jeffrey

Are fennoswedes the true finns

>toiling on bank holiday
couldn't be me

I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

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inceldom is a rorke ideology

Yeah I know. Do you think I should talk to her more first? We've worked together for a few years and have talked before obviously but not as much as on Friday.
Obviously she did also mention an activity and she maybe hinted about doing it.

Shame you're not dead.

nice

>(part one)
lol

got a house spider, he keeps walking on me and when i move him off me he comes back

think im going to keep it as a pet, what do they require? got an old fish tank he can live in

What are you gonna call him?

might have a cup of tea

going for a drive to clear my head

nigger i think, pet nigger

just calm down and don't do anything rash

>toiling
Couldn't be me

Next year, you'll wish you had started today.

Gather round and educate yourselves:
>Bank holidays were first introduced by a man named Sir John Lubbock who was a scientific writer, banker and politician, and the first Baron of Avebury. (He is also reported to have studied ants and tried to teach his poodle how to read!)
>In 1871, he drafted the Bank Holiday Bill. When it became law, he created the first official bank holidays.
>Initially, it was just banks and financial buildings that would close, which is where the name comes from.
>But as time went on, businesses, shops, schools and the government all joined in.

anyone play csgo? is it any good?

my house spiders don't move at all, I see them chilling in the corner of the room and then weeks later they're still there

alri H. P. Lovecraft

if you didnt play cs source dont bother

I don’t wanna dance
Dance with my baby no more
'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
I love your personality
Oh, but I don't want our love on show
Sometimes I think it's insanity, girl, the way you go
With all of the guys in the corner
Oh baby, you're the latest trick
Oh, you seem to have their number
Look, they're dancing still
But I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more
I'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more
I'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
Woah
No, I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more
I'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
Baby, now the party's over for us so I'll be on my way
Now that the things which moved me are standing still
I know it's only superstition, baby, but I won't look back
Even though I feel your music, baby, that is that
Oh, I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more
I'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more
I'll never do something to hurt you though
Oh, but the feeling is bad, the feeling is bad
I don't wanna dance, don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance, don't wanna dance
Don't wanna dance, don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more

spent an entire summer playing css zombie and surf maps all day

i’m 23, got messaged by this older lass on bumble
what do

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Yeah? Why?

Fun fact: Scots don't have a day off tomorrow.
Their bank holiday is the first Monday of August, whilst the Eng/Wal/Nir have the last Monday.
Fascinating stuff.

alri

Never understood why people roll on this nonsense, like what do you do with the info once you win? Nothing

autist freak

get a sense of her net worth and maybe she'll be your mummy gf and take care of you and you wont have to work and you can spend more time on /brit/

what did she say

She's pretty
Shag her and call her mummy
How old is she?
If you tell me she's in her 30s I will shake my head in contempt and tut.

black penis: a lefty/pol/ story

if you're ugly and have no prospects then shag her, fortunately im not quite grim enough to resort to middle aged women just yet

Is Bumble for serious relationships or just casual?

Going to call my cat Niggerman

mad how castform still doesn't have a sandstorm form

Ollie from the thick of it trooned out?

47, she is very pretty

i’m quite handsome

mix of both. much nicer types on bumble, less deanettes

Got a pet dog called Nigger like from Dambusters

depends what it's been like before the other night I reckon. was she just being nice because you were out drinking or is she flirty normally?

Buying nuclear textbooks for atomic crimes lads

come have look at my bog then, just committed the crime of the year in it

if you're handsome then why would you even give her the time of day? for her to message you you've obviously liked her lol grim

was out with the gf and this random bird bought me a pint
didn't tell the gf though, she's not the type to take that news well

Solid post

I will be more compromising from now.

I liked it, by everyone you play against, even the casuals, have good accuracy and insane reaction time.
To get any decent at it, you need to spend hours in a shooting map learning instinctively how the recoil on each gun works so you can still shoot with pinpoint accuracy even when the crosshair is displaced by the recoil.
I do like it I just dont have time to get really good, I play every winter when that winter map is out though

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SCREAMING

stroking my tool

compromise this lad *puts my finger through my zipper pretending its my willy*

Made a pot noodle and it's just stewing there. I don't want it but it's looming ominously.

never ever bought a drink for girls and i’ve shagged on dates lol

only realised recently it’s customary for the guy to buy the girl a drink

>the thick of it
utter cringe shite that lefty/pol/ pretends to like.

so who bought the drinks

Did she look nice?
Had a similar thing happen to me literally years ago when I was working a cash register some fella came up and gave me a girls number because she was too shy to
Might have been them just fucking with me though, I had a gf so I just threw it away and will never know

this one mong that puts the forward slashes around pol in leftypol

just a laugh probably

they buy them for themselves?
i’m not a fucking bank account

not customary at all, im a tight bastard i leech shots and only drink tap water at bars have perfected it over the years

will pay the entry fee and then get steaming for free, almost always score pills/a line/shots for free

Because she's peng

she was alright, nothing special

>sitting in subway eating lunch
>see group of girls laughing at another table
>one of them comes over and gives me a piece of paper, says "Call me" while smiling
>the paper has an actual phone number on it with a heart and some lipstick
>call it for some retarded reason
>it was a suicide hotline

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So how does /brit/ cope with the death of a friend?

Rorke still repping dial up internet

european girls are so much better than br*tish “girls” on dating apps holy shit

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mate

how does a drink buy itself?

couldn't be me

This didn't happen.

Leftypol dancing with himself in the mirror

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