I have no friends

I have no friends
Do you?

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No user. I am an isolated being. My personality just doesn't match other peoples.

I'm trying to :)

I never had a single friend. And never did. Now I'm 34 but I remain mentally sane thanks to internet social interaction. If I was born earlier I would had become schizo or a cereal killer.

I have a handful of really good friends.

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I hope you succeed user

Nope but I have this site, good enough.

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This site's pretty good but it's not a replacement

Who said anything about replacement when I never had anything to replace with in the first place.

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No

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Wanna be friends OP? I will fucking friend you and you will like it.

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Yes I would like to be friends greekbro

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No. I lost the few "friends" I had over 22 years ago. Nobody gives a fuck. I will vanish like a fart in the Sahara desert.

Aight cool do you have discord? I cant VC before 9.9, shit internet for few weeks.

Also what you like to do on weekends, burger chad?

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Trinidad though

I have a discord bu I don’t really use it, I mainly play vidya on the weekends. Want my steam account?

man friends come and go. Previously on My Homies Seasons 1-28:

>Hang out with neighbours kids, dude tries to steal my money, we fight at yard
>Befriend lot of guys in school, school ends, never see them again
>Befriend a lot of guys in floorball and soccer team, they gone when i drop out. See floorball people in nightclub years later.
>Go to rehab, befriend the people in rehab. Everybody gone when it ends, no more crazy people.
>Workplace friends exclusively in effect for duration of each contract, never see them after jobs end
>Start doing volunteer festival work, befriend the homies working in events. Everyone gone once parties are over.
>Take few tattoos, you now can hang out with artists in tattoo studios.
>Meet students through internet, crazy partying for 5 months, finally get so high and drunk you´re trying UFC moves on people and argue over the last beer, then part ways.
>Go back to school for 2 more degrees, befriend students with each study season. Everyone gone when studies end.
And so on. My latest attempt at networking has been to attend boxing ring for a month, everyone´s really nice after they see you get beat up and show next week anyway. You just gotta stay active man. Yeah they don´t give a fuck, that´s why you gotta be sexy, handsome, interesting or at least not be god damn bore when they´re giving precious off-duty attention on you.

Gonna try getting into Multiversus community next.

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i have 2 friends irl

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No

yeah sure I can add you there

tfw bought like 300 games on steam and dont even play them anymore ecksdee

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Yeah all people are brothers.
>cereal killer.
Poor cereal

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same
Good thing that live in the age of the internet and social media so i can easily replace it ! yey !

Det var jo en søt dans.

Let, my steam account is futfutputput