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/brit/ COVERS IN FEAR in the face of the bounty bar enjoyer masterrace

bounties are actually foul
you have to be born wrong to enjoy them
your mum should have thrown you back

It's not natural

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might get a nose ring honestly
already got both my ears pierced

at what age do you stop comparing yourself with what famous people had accomplished at your age and younger?

>baked potato
JACKET

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after eights for me

it's 3pm

Lads I just found out there is a County Mayo in Ireland

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>beans
give it a fucking rest

Fuck off literal underage child

wish i'd spent my teenage years shagging instead of playing runescape

after they've killed themselves cos they couldn't hack the fame

can take or leave bounties
definitely leave twixes though

bounties are for a more enlightened class of men

wonder what her bumhole smells like

Can't believe I was a can runt for so long when the big 500ml+ bottles and a proper glass is so much better

don't like how much rhythm blacks and latinos have

8 thanks to child actors

im twenty years old

you either love em or hate em
i for one love a bounty bar

rorke watching this video and committing atrocities

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bounties belong in the bin

alri literal 15 year old

should I cop this or

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wanking on the spongebob chair

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aeros are the best chocolate bar

had a baked potato with chilli beef the other day
holy fucking peng

MAGA Republicans have awakened a powerful force in America—the women of this nation.

These MAGA Republicans don’t have a clue about the power of women in America.

They are about to find out.

Yeah and you're mentally 15, go suck on mummy's tit some more

or what?

this

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Really gotta come through this week lads & have a shag with an escort.

i like a twirl

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wanking on the french battle tank b1 bis (w/ single motor)

captcha just spelt out my full name and home address

>french tanks

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love a good model me

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toiling on the bank holiday tomorrow

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business idea : nonce hunting but don't report them to police and instead financially exploit the nonce

for me it's the humble wispa

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What goes through someone's mind to do this?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11154201/Devastated-family-pay-tribute-charity-worker-26-raped-murdered-near-Manchester.html

down at the docks are we?

do both and have tank battles with them

Good man

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In high school I used to give this kid named Eric swirlies in his own piss. I would sneak up on him while he was taking a piss, wait for him to finish, then grab him before he could flush and shove his head in for a good long while. Yup, He got a lot of piss swirlies.

centurion is the best ank

think thats how most pedo gangs start off

cadburyberg tricking you into paying the same amount for less chocolate

business plan:
build an aircraft carrier without aircrafts

wank holiday

>I used to give this kid named Eric swirlies
FOY

B1 has a lot of interesting history desu and I'm partial to it being from Jersey
haven't made one in about 15 years so thought I'd get one of the nice new tamiya kits
might be difficult if I do dioramas
comet is pretty cool too

you’re a poopy head

based

there's this video of a black kid being asked what 9 + 10 equals and the answer he gives is hilarious
you lads need to watch it, absolutely howling

>last bank holiday until christmas day
who came up with this nonsense

boomers are seeing a fall in the value of their buy-to-let portfolios
time for you to pay up scrounger

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British making fun of French tanks?
Glass houses

HAMILTON
MORE LIKE IN SHAMBLES TON
HAHAHAHA

pretty sure most of them are built without aircraft, they put them on after they're done

is there any realistic opportunities for
me to work from home as a 30 year old unemployed unqualified autistic socially stunted mong with no redeeming qualities?

>haven't made one in about 15 years so thought I'd get one of the nice new tamiya kits
good fun honestly, i make mine whilst gfberg is watching love island

reminds me of that joke heard a rumour that cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar....could be a chinese wispa.....lol

haha bet he says something silly like 22 or summin

having a good ol laugh

how will you pay for gas and electric bill this winter?

youtube.com/watch?v=dQ9RlR9Jp3s

im going to say no considering you dont realise google exists. youre hopeless, just stop posting

bellowing

rob and kill rich people

aha same plan here only she's glued to tiktok

i won’t
rentberg pays

Im so on board with this I've been saying it for years.

Having a high GDP is nothing if the people of your country are unhappy. There's a general idea among the political class that you should work to make the country better. Whereas the focus should be on the people of the country first and the country second.

Until now that approach has been allright because taking care of the country has benefited people. But since 2016 trying to make the country amazing for the world stage has done nothing but fuck people left and right. Were left with a country that's first world in its excel spreadsheet diagnosis but third world in how it treats it's people. Make no mistake, I work in health, the health service is now failing people at a rate that would have TV adverts with Ewan McGregor begging for money for an African nations health infrastructure but we feel we are better than that and soldier on, meanwhile people are dying in their homes cold and alone because political choices have killed our healthcare system.

That's just one bit too. Everything's tipping over and the political class still obsess over Britain, not British people.

my shitty little tank in which i somehow made a star into a flower

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>go out drinking with friends
>speak to a girl i hadn't met before exchange numbers etc
>black out
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

checked google endlessly lad, all requires previous experience or qualifications