I just took a very dense and satisfying but a bit mushy shit, the kind of mushy that toilet paper would just spread all over rather than wipe off.
What do barbarians in foreign lands do when toilet paper just isn't enough?
I just took a very dense and satisfying but a bit mushy shit...
Cooper Morales
Gavin Martinez
>the kind of mushy that toilet paper would just spread all over rather than wipe off
What?
Jayden Mitchell
dont you have some handheld shower or bidet, i thought meds were clean unlike germanics who just wipe their arse.
Wyatt Howard
wet a piece of toilet paper in the sink
Gabriel Brown
Do meds really clean their ass in shit water?
Isaac Clark
You heard me.
We have bidets, my ass is now as clean as it could be. I'm concerned about people in other cunts.
>wet piece of toilet paper
*falls apart*
Carter Mitchell
Quick wash off in the shower, or just do my daily shower right then and there.
Jordan Hall
>shit water
Leo Martinez
>wikiHow to Use a Bidet
what the fuck??? what type of bidet is that? that looks more like a sink
Eli Phillips
It's a normal looking bidet, what are you on about?
No idea why they filled it with water. Don't follow that bidet tutorial, it's likely a scem.
Brody Harris
>having to shower after taking a shit
That's just sad.
Cooper Lee
why white people like dirty ass and genitals?
Ian Harris
this is a normal looking bidet though, looks like a gun not like the one you post
Andrew Ortiz
>Handheld shower
Dirtier than paper if you don't use soap and actually wash your anus
Justin Richardson
>just spray shit stained water all over your bathroom bro
Andrew Williams
I've got this bad boy at home.
I have yet to find another American with one of these.
Cleanest ass in the US baby
Nolan Johnson
learn to aim
Connor Jackson
Oops forgot pic
Brandon Ward
you aim it to your ass, and then the water would fall to the closet. there won't be shit stained water all over your bathroom if you aim accurate enough
David Clark
After I take a shit, I wipe extensively and then I shower.
If I don't do that I just feel filthy
Lucas Bell
this nigga got it thank you, you're truly my asian brother
Lincoln Lopez
You two are officially off the map . Real bidets only, thanks.
Jack James
I have never had a problem wiping my ass because I'm an adult.
Jonathan Harris
Doesn't it look kinda weird how none of the super powers use bidets?