why is everyone in this movie so fucking stupid? at some point the movie becomes a comedy
Alien covenant
Colton Moore
Evan Evans
*sniff the alien mushroom*
Jaxon Gonzalez
it's realistic
Nolan Martin
The sequence with the two women trying to get the back burster only to blow up the shuttle could've been sped up and set to Yakety Sax
Daniel Nelson
It's a sequel to prometheshit, what did you expect? A good movie?
Thomas Torres
Read the book. The motives make alot more sense and is more fleshed out.
Carter Adams
Would you complain about the character stupidity and relaxed safety protocols in Aliens if it came out today?
Ryder Hughes
>just read 12 books, 7 essays and watch this 4 hour YouTube video breaking it all down to understand this painfully mid movie people only remember right now because somebody made a thread of it
Shut up
Charles Lopez
This scene was so funny. It's one of the few things I remember from the movie.
Austin Edwards
Is this the one where 2 people slip and fall in blood like 10 seconds apart?
Chase Bennett
qrd?
Lincoln Jenkins
I love it
Noah Hughes
Demon core, dangerous radiation experiment that killed a few scientists
Cooper Allen
Yeah and then they shoot a rocket or something like that inside a ship
Henry Moore
>character stupidity and relaxed safety protocols in Aliens
Such as?
Jaxson Mitchell
This is what I can't stand about the prequels, they only work if everybody is a dumb fuck, at least in Alien Ash was programmed to defy the basic quarantine directive and in Aliens Burke sent them to the Engineer ship
Ethan Sanchez
kek thats it
If I hadnt seen it myself I would think this was an edit
Chase Butler
Fuck yourself
Nathaniel Turner
>Why didnt the eagles just fly frodo to the volcano?
Jason Robinson
It is an edit, brainlet.
Camden Gomez
You're an edit
Alexander Morris
Seriously?
Camden Brown
They removed some time but otherwise it happens just like that and it's retarded
Dominic Davis
I went from being frustrated to laughing my ass off during this scene
Landon Allen
It isn't
Joseph Nguyen
Yeah the Benny Hill theme wasn't really necessary in this scene.
Jayden Adams
check the director
Samuel Torres
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE DOWN HERE IN THIS DARK CAVE? WHAT'S IN THIS WEIRD ASS SLIMEY CONE ASSHOLE? LET'S SEE.
Carter Williams
>what cool scifi outfits and weapons should we give them?
>eh, i got some leftover junk from a couple other shows, so give them dorky hunter hats and m4's, skip the space suits, too clunky and we need them to breathe in microbes anyway
Grayson Thomas
>You want me to stick my head directly over this weird looking egg thing creepy robot guy I know can't be trusted? Sounds good to me!