Ocarina of Time is the best candidate in the franchise for a noir film, not sure who i would cast as the silent protagonist however.
Ocarina of Time is the best candidate in the franchise for a noir film...
Kevin Cox
Eli Bailey
You need to have sex
Luke Martin
it's 2022 so it has to be someone who can't talk irl
Jackson Perez
are you offering?
the opposite of ableist
Aiden Allen
>Zelda
>noir
>Zelda
>screen adaption
Isaiah Flores
Do you have any idea what a noir film is?
Colton Gutierrez
ryan gosling
Jayden Wilson
He also has to play young link by kneeling
Adam James
He loved midna.
James Morgan
young Link would be played by Paul Dano
Bentley Rogers
What the fuck are you talking about?
Aiden Johnson
I think it's time Zelda was a girl
David Long
if Zelda got a noir screen adaptation they would have to make a completely new story. the good news is that the zelda universe could easily accommodate this.
Jace Martinez
meds
Easton Jenkins
>the silent protagonist
Uh he has a name you casual. It's Zelda
Charles Jones
Imagine the elic levels of chuds seething if they cast a woman to play Zelda.
Luis Roberts
as long as she's a hot blonde teen i wouldn't care. if they cast one of those mongrel nigger women like zendaya or zoe kravitz i would not be happy.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Just do twilight princess.
They’ll hideously fuck up the casting, but it might spur more Midna material
Alexander Collins
Midna would 100% get cast as a nigress.
Robert Turner
Inspiring a sassy midge negress fetish in all healthy white boys around the world.
Jayden Sanchez
They would make a big deal of Zelda transitioning to become a man (sheik) and make the gerudo women yassqueens
You know its true
Andrew Young
Debra Wilson has already been called