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australians are lower than blacks

People don't say "normie"

yeah. much more ordinary looking than i remembered

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within the context of this thread it means, and has always meant, "woman I find attractive", nothing more

well timed joint offensive on the bald menace

white women are the goal for all men

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La cock
youtube.com/watch?v=wgSjJVRH6wY

do incels really not understand that almost no one has the kind of perfect fantasy "teenage love" that they romanticize so much? most teenage relationships are awkward, full of misunderstandings and miscommunication, and are basically just a meaningless outlet for hornyness.

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they're perfect angelic beings of pure light and sweetness and I'd huff their farts

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hard to comprehend that probably a dozen men have put their willies inside the toilfu

wholesome :)

anime

i missed out on putting my willy in a small tight teenage vagina
society should pay me reparations

bet she has a lovely fanny

yeh but its an important first step that you dont want to be taking when you're 23

>failed normalfags
congratulations you just outed yourself as an Any Forums runt

Best part about quitting drinking is never risking a DUI again

looks good in that pic:

hideous

western women have rugged caveman skin they'll never have perfect soft skin like oriental angels
cope

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never used Any Forums tho, but it fits the bill for cunts like 190

Incels just need to be beaten [i]every[/i] time theywave their mummy's house.

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>white women

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bad eyesight in that family

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why not

did south-east asia stop existing?

did this nigga just try doing italics

on the gin again

Boomer sub-sub edish

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what do you lads reckon this country will be like in 10 years time?

why are english males so fucking weird

COPE

OK, now try being 26 and trying to figure this all out.

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Any Forums went to shit when leftypol discovered it and groomed a bunch of people into becoming trans

Wholesome kino

Much better for people, much worse for chavs.

Too attractive desu

t. tryhardfag

LADIES YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT

me in the middle

lower your standards and shag an ugly woman. now.

you now remember the best-selling song "Turning Japanese" from the 1980s where the titular expression refers to men's tendancy to screw up their faces and barely open their eyes during the point of ejaculating their sperm deep inside women's vaginas during sex

it was a different time

Is this energy crisis actually real?

If people are predicting that even people who make 47000 a year are going to struggle wouldn’t there already be riots to stop this?

might become white

Skyrim, Adolph, Gunther... get over here ya poofs!

>Parris's writing has often attracted wider comment. For example, in a 2007 article in The Times he wrote a satirical article which stated, "A festive custom we could do worse than foster would be stringing piano wire across country lanes to decapitate cyclists.",[8][18] which attracted two hundred letters to the Press Complaints Commission [19] Parris issued an apology: "I offended many with my Christmas attack on cyclists. It was meant humorously but so many cyclists have taken it seriously that I plainly misjudged. I am sorry."[8][18] In the same year Alastair Campbell called Parris "a little shit" in his diaries, to which Parris responded "I'd rather be a little shit than a big cunt".[20]

this guy sounds fun

>you now remember the best-selling song "Turning Japanese" from the 1980s
almost positive i don't

It's actually about masturbation.

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he's a funny columnist

youtu.be/_YC3sTbAPcU
BASED

>r9k was good when it was just incels feeling sorry for themseleves and encouraging each other to emulate Elliot Rogers
yikes

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My only standard is that she isn't obese. That's about it.
Aa I said I went to a pub on Friday and was talking to a girl. I think she may have been flirting but I don't know.

any small dick men in?

wish gyms were segregated desu.

big fan of one of them just being a fat cunt

The only milestone you should be worried about is the number in your bank account sweetie x

just go on tinder
a girl far uglier than you will put up with most levels of social awkwardness from your end

mad mental insane and crazy how they made a live action powerpuff girls movie

there are riots
but the major price increase isn't until october

bit like MF DOOM's cookies tha

what'll it be lads

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my willy is TINY

it's not a real article
don't believe everything you read on the internet lad
good rule for life

Vile BITCH

the one in green for sure a freak in bed

laughed at my own post there for a good ten seconds

powerpuff girls more like the butterface skets kek am I right lads

mad how ive got a dumb little monkey brain entirely controlled by lust

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thetimes.co.uk/article/if-i-had-a-choice-i-wouldnt-be-a-whitey-qg36j0z0gd3

fucking state of english men

chortling

>there are riots
where?

yep

i'll believe it if it makes me ANGRY

Legit looks no different from any fat girl walking down the street

R9K was actually good when it was robots who didn't care about sex and not r/incel refugees

yes, you are scottish, it's the whole of your personality. we get it

want buttercup to let out a massive fart in my face

Probably just a Sirloin steak with broccoli or something on the side. I'm trying to get leaner

Yeah?

I'd we riot prices will come down. Absolute STATE of chavmongs.

link pls

sucking an albumen

mad how the spend billions on stealth planes yet i can still see them innit

absolute madness

youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA

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all that stuff is way better than being trans

10 Oz rib eye steak
You're in murrica. Go big or go home

>Tory Efficiency minister Jacob Rees-Mogg spent £1,300 travelling to Wales
>Details of the trip on 21 July reveal he spent £1,332 of taxpayers’ cash travelling to, from and around Wrexham by chauffeur-driven limousine - instead of getting there by train, which would have cost £98

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alright lads you know what time it is
*gets out my collection of beyblades*

btw heres moving images of this female
tiktok.com/@sofiabevarly_/video/7099718279580929326

ashamed to say i did post on Any Forums around 2009-ish but it was a very different board back then

deal with it rorke
he's an ally of the BIPOCLGBTQIAAP community

mad how you get more rattled by that than the fact you are ruled over by people who unironically want you dead

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bocchi on the front page!

>visible cheb veins
finna boutta turn Japanese

>if people are going to struggle wouldn’t there already be riots to stop this?

It's a mixture of things. There's already been announcements made about free-money handouts to the tune of £400 to everyone to pay energy bills (higher amounts to povvos and pensioners). Recall too that Covid furlough payments are still fresh in the minds of everyone, people know that the state will pay out free money to avoid societal collapse.

Add too the fact that there is essentially no sitting government at the current time. The prime minister, Boris Johnson, was ousted as the leader of his party yet has refused to vacate the position of PM until his successor is named by the party, something which won't be done until September. Until then he has pledged to do nothing and make no decisions, convenient for him. Less so for the country which now has no one at the helm. However it leaves the nation knowing that SOMETHING will be done, just a few weeks in the future when a new leader appears.

ALSO there is the fact that if the bills just become comically too-high then people just won't pay them. Simple as that. Energy companies can't electronically cut off people's energy from a control room somewhere. All they can do is send out an engineer, a physical human being, to the house to fix a pre-payment meter. If millions of people cannot pay their bills then energy companies can do fuck all as there aren't resources to fit pre-payment meters to 30 million homes.

it was just laughed again there lol

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11150407/Protesters-outside-Ofgem-HQ-Canary-Wharf-chant-amid-mounting-public-anger-energy-price-cap.html
yes

can someone please explain to me what "gooning" is? heard the term several times and cannot comprehend what it's all about

Adult human beings in the first world do not use public transport. Only children, spasmos and thirdies get trains.

i fuckin hate niggers

you’ve doxxed yourself here mate delete

*reaches in my back pocket for my Yu-gi-Oh deck*

Ok for once and for all: was the late sir jimmy savile a nonce or not?

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MOGGMENUM
BASED TRADITIONALIST REES-MOGG

basically edging to the most vile porn for hours
look up r/gooncaves its wild

*lobs a bakugan at your head*

Ruins the charm to see them act like retards desu

Still haven't decided how much is the appropriate amount to give for a wedding gift even though the wedding happened yesterday
Was going to begrudingly settle on £25-30 but then my mate said he was going for £40-50 and so now I'm in two minds
Then again he and his missus were invited whereas I'm all alone, so surely I should only give half what they do anyway

u r da gey la x

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wonder if she farts

love niggers me

nice tits, i want to have sex with her

>bootlicker arrives just on time to defend his lord
epic

why is this shit always "Revealed" as some tacit hidden document
Why don't we have some board sounding off alarm bells whenever they spend a solitary quid to shame these cunts into using the expenses responsibly?

Blair spent thousands on the roof of his 2nd home days before he stopped by Prime Minister and put it on expenses.
I hate MPs so much.

oh my days blud he doesn't know what gooning is

he's never smashed a bag of speed and wanked himself raw for 15 hours to erotic hypno audios OH MY DAYS

LOL. No.

mate is in an open relationship with his bf and he unironically has got a monkeypox exposure notification

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OH NO NO NO NO

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