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28, still a virgin

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lol

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is that bird from singapore or not, genuinely curious

Not a single person living on the british islands can drink as much alcohol as me

??

go back on your trip so I can filter you

She’s Japanese

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You know what this thread needs? Some Templar goodness to burn away the filth. Join your brothers in the chapel at sunset where we will pray for the future of humanity,
youtube.com/watch?v=IoSuyUFiEYo

first thought was japanese but then i was thinking singapore

im never second guessing myself again

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ting tong ting tong

that's probably true because people here drink for fun

queer little ninny boy.

Long nails are extremely grim. Another feeble minded female who has been taken advantage of by the “beauty” industry. Even the name itself must suggest we’re living in some satirical version of reality in the infinite possibilities.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebk877L4DeU

nobody will take a picture of a singaporean

We're all gonna make it lads. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop drinking alcohol. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Stop playing video games so much. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The lungs working. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. A book read. An instrument played. A laugh had. A museum visited. A clue gained.

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is 00:16 too late to use the hoover

this is the space edition
we all just gay niggas and the pikey is talking about "multideminesions" or whatever the fuck

wdhmbt

Why I don't post here anymore.

I certainly can't handle as much cocaine as your pm

did that fatty in the previous thread get a cheeky dominos then?

>hugs a girl
>fucking hugs a girl
>goes off like this
alright settle down you absolute cretin

How could you betray me like this...Slavs are truly the only people that I can trust...
True and I fucking hate her. Worst prime minister we have ever had.

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listening
youtube.com/watch?v=cd6xnP5K7XI

cryptic post

singaporeans
malaysians
taiwanese

these are the east asians nobody cares about

*phones up the council*
>hello yes, that weirdo cunt next door is doing his hoovering at 12am again

To this day, still iconic
youtube.com/watch?v=WdlgIGeYdDU

current tune: Björk - all is full of love

bit grim that the best shag I had was with a fairly heavy-set black girl. she wasn't fat, just chubby but she still had a tight pussy, I just think her extra weight and big arse/hips gave a suction to it and I literally coomed in under a minute and must have emptied a week's worth of semen into her

I have shagged hotter girls but this gave me a fetish for thick curvy girls.

Nice and clean. Well managed and patronised. Great wet sauna. Relaxed atmosphere.

joradan peterson of hugging women over here

I'd do 45 pints in about 2 hours
youtu.be/LkcXjholnGk

How so?

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>Worst prime minister we have ever had.
that's what happens when you get some WEF youth leader graduate parachuted into high office out of absolutely no where
don't worry lad it happens to every country in the american empire sooner or later

Hated it. Slightly less than I hate the current 'YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS FLAME' shite

youtube.com/watch?v=zcogD-hHEYs

I had a few pints with him years ago. Gas man altogether. He drank 67 pints and 4 bottles of powers at my wedding in bunratty. First up for the fry in the morning. Fuckin legend

I'm only joking. You tell me to stop moaning anyway so hush.

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miserable cunt

just tried to have a mdma wank. didnt go well.
felt great but couldnt complete the job

date cancelled so does anyone want to come see Romesh Ranganathan with me tomorrow?

Saw a white woman Asian male couple when I was out.

Looking through the comments of one of Jordan Peterson's instagram posts
Most of the comments are by hot young yoga women, married White men (with White families), and jacked gymbro chads
So THIS is why leftypol is such a seething incel over JP

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Sour miserable dour-faced moaning sacks of gloomy depressed shite. Yeah, im talking to (You), you sad whinging bastard, passive agressive fucking bitter cunt arent you? You know who you are. Get a clue and grow up, wanker.

youtube.com/watch?v=t4H_Zoh7G5A

where's that lad with the wig lol? don't be shy, come on post your pretty face for everyone to have a laugh at lol

Almost half of the Ukrainians who have arrived in the UK this year following Russia’s invasion are in work, according to official data

now lets compare that to other refugees and immigrants

Always get really hungry at this time

manifestation of self-hatred. turning your rage inwards. self-hatred is a kind of delusion.

Mikey this is /Brit/ not the Perth steamworks review page you silly bugger

reckon ossian must have inspired some banging symphonies at the time as well

White privilege

I'll take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards.

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unfathomably grim

>Romesh Ranganathan
Are you Irish?

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romeshranganathan.co.uk/tour/
>no dates atm
telling porkies are we lad?

smacked an Asian girl on the butt when i was out. she turned back and flashed the colonize me eyes.

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bought a gas mask for the up coming riots, how about you Brits, prepared?

asf status : set off

TikTok is a menace. Chinese spyware to make your brain and unproductive by making you coom all day, destroy your attention span and harvest all of your data, including for blackmail purposes

well for one you posted. two it seems odd the reasoning for not posting would be due to the fact that youre encouraged (this once) to act kindly. why i say that is usually people just dont care. the original post was done for a laugh because of that fact. although im sure youre more aware of the current state of this thread regarding the correctness or accepted behavior

was at a western african music gig tonight. quite a few cute black birds about

>self-hatred is a kind of delusion.
expand on this please

Annnnd….who asked exactly?

Grim subhuman dynamics

based CCP

The key sssshnapped

despite the rave reviews i chose not the buy a Xiaomi phone because of the security issues.

cant imagine western companies are much better tbf but whatever

yeah quite alright

Are you going back?

>cute black girls
OXYMORON
you must be very thirsty

why, what riots?

dunno just made it up
sounds true though doesnt it

True lad, but even if it weren't Chinese it'd just be another (((silicon valley))) product
The globalists are right in some way, most people truly are cattle

remember hot chip?

youtube.com/watch?v=xJh_tYip-ns

>this gave me a fetish for thick curvy girls.
well that's what's in right now

>was at a western african music gig tonight. quite a few cute black birds about
You expected it to becq whites only entertaiment with black singers?

what the fuck is the PRC gonna do with my data, I'm not important to them so I don't care

...yh
nah some can be very qt

‘Always get really hungry at this time’’

Lol why on earth would you post this
What an absurdly boring blog post

trollface, have a business idea for what to do with these youths but let me first put on le negro music

lol

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I used to be kid the cared no one cared about
Thats why you have to keep screaming till they hear you out

the ones with one white parent can be alright but not the full black ones

the chinese are just a bit insidious, so id rather they didnt have all my data, monitor everything i do and track all my movements. they may do absolutely nothing with it but its the principle

Do you think they view the world as overpopulated slums, caged with financial enslavement, them looking below as they fly above in their private jets, looking down upon us as they’re set course for 1 of the 100s of private estates they have across the globe

the vagina is and elasticated organ
despite popular belief it cannot "stretch" it always returns to original tightness, unless they give birth, than it's got a 90% chance if returning to original tightness, provided nothing cut or split

no i did not

partially agree but you can still get full black girls who are attractive. not saying theyre everywhere but they do exist

lol this is such a low IQ cope saying
>freedom of speech? don't matter to me I've got nuffin' to say anyway mate
>privacy? who cares I've got nuffin' to hide
>data? whatever I'm just another worthless farm animal to be milked ain't that roight

alright where did the merican flags go

Anybody else wank so much you get ingrown nails?

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How they already see us
They're just re-enforcing that