"Let me describe the barbarian's appearance more particularly – he was so tall in stature that he overtopped the...

>"Let me describe the barbarian's appearance more particularly – he was so tall in stature that he overtopped the tallest by nearly one cubit, narrow in the waist and loins, with broad shoulders and a deep chest and powerful arms. And in the whole build of the body he was neither too slender nor overweighted with flesh, but perfectly proportioned and, one might say, built in conformity with the canon of Polycleitus. His skin all over his body was very white, and in his face the white was tempered with red. His hair was yellowish, but did not hang down to his waist like that of the other barbarians; for the man was not inordinately vain of his hair, but had it cut short to the ears. Whether his beard was reddish, or any other colour I cannot say, for the razor had passed over it very closely and left a surface smoother than chalk... His blue eyes indicated both a high spirit and dignity; and his nose and nostrils breathed in the air freely; his chest corresponded to his nostrils and by his nostrils... the breadth of his chest."

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Byzantine women couldn't get enough of that Frankish masculinity that the local decadent Greek sissies could simply not compete with.

kek this is me

I would rail the fuck out this greek bitch like you couldn't imagine

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Norman*

>this is me

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No I look like this.

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He was half Norman and half Terrone THOUGH

I will hunt you soon, dirty animal

My Varangian ancestor :)

He was a NORDIC bull, as can be seen by his white features. Blue eyes, blond and tall. Just like me :)

based me too

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>No this is how I look like
Are you typing while you wait for the emergency industrial crane to pick up your reversed burger-scooter?

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she lusted after that BBC (BIG BARBARIAN COCK)

kys

Probably you are half Terrone too

Bohemond of Taranto was a Frenchman from Normandy and probably looked like pic related. Get your own historical figures, Swede.

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>and his nose and nostrils breathed in the air freely; his chest corresponded to his nostrils and by his nostrils... the breadth of his chest
sounds like one of those piggy little finngols

French people are not white. Normans were nords.

I literally posted a man from Normandy who fits the description. We may not be white but you're not Norman, we have our heritage and you have yours. If you were truly proud of your heritage, you wouldn't need to flaunt the achievements of the Normans, who still inhabit Normandy.

cope
gens normannorum
>conquer england, sicily and south italy
>usher in a golden age for romanesque architecture in northern france and the aforementioned places
>greatly contribute to the birth of gothic architecture alongside the picards and the parisians
>conquer the duchy of antioch
>spread pan-french notions of chivalry and courtly love far and wide, notions that would greatly affect the west
swdes
>ooga booga we wuz rurik and shiet
>does nothing for centuries then kills 30 bazillion germans in the 17th century
>goes back to being irrelevant before founding some shitty prize ceremony in the late 19th century
>goes back to wewuzzing in 2022
the current people of NORMANDY are the NORMANS. you are a homosexual. how does the swede remove his condom? by farting

make me macacoid