>be australian film director
>want to make something that isn't satire, understated realism, or kitsch horror
>can't
Why is Australian art so terrible?
Be australian film director
Camden Gray
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Eli Russell
We don't have any fuckin culture ya cunt, lemme buy ya a fuckin beer
Cooper Hughes
Why bother when everything is illegal and we're always in lockdown
Gavin Anderson
>no culture
>history of australia is penal colony then a gold rush and thats it
>aboriginal history is a fucking joke
There's just nothing to really make movies about.
Chase Ortiz
haha do a shoey, mate
Gavin Moore
Brandon Moore
>everything is illegal
There's your problem, not living in Canberra.
Connor Morgan
They have several great movies, from dreamy stuff such as Picnic at Hanging Rock to pacy realism such as Fortress
Jacob Thompson
Peter Weir would like a word
Liam Anderson
Dude, it's like 1000 degrees down-under. Nobody can think straight when their brain is being fried by the sun.
Alexander Davis
But OP, Australia is responsible for Happy Feet 2!!!!!
Adrian Diaz
What did you have in mind?
Brody Edwards
Is it true there's an electric fence around the city now?
Chase Howard
What about their cuisine? Have you ever heard of a famous Australian dish?
The best they can fucking do is marmite lol.
Joseph King
The whole country is a piece of shit founded by Fabian Socialists. Who cares about its existence.
Sebastian Harris
>What about their cuisine?
Samuel Foster
I'm sorry for your loss.
Ethan Price
Pretty sure that falls under satire user
Eli Kelly
Your move, horsefucker
Tyler Sanders
other things get made, they're just bad
Ryder Morris
Course: Dessert
Origin: Desert
Jayden Roberts
>why are all x movies bad except for the x movies that are good
Hudson Green
Mate we're descended from Irish convicts and refugees. The fact that we even have food is a miracle