What's the worst thing you did when you were drunk, Any Forums?

what's the worst thing you did when you were drunk, Any Forums?
I once urinated through someone's letterbox into their house

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Beat up a bartender and ended up in the jail

why you beat him up?

No reason really, I lost control because I took some tsolpidem with alcohol. Really bad combo. I don't remember anything from that night.

I've never been drunk

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>its so hard to suffer in Spain that you dont even need to be drunk to enjoy life

I have been drunk 3 times and threw up 3 times. I tried 1 puff of a cigarette and coughed for 5mins straight, and I tried weed once and it was not anything worthwhile to base your entire personality and lifestyle around. Wtf is wrong with degenerates liking any of this shit

Don't you ever feel like trying it out, just to see what it's like? It's so easy to access alcohol

I lit a used onahole on fire and there it onto a place in the city

have you tried not being a little bitch?

I never got drunk despite drinking a lot on occasions

You sound like a faggot

I drink alone and dont really act foolishly drunk. Sometimes i dont remember what ive done but it turns out to be just normal behavior.

I once woke up and i had baked a good looking foccacia bread and cleaned after myself. No recollection of doing it

>Running away from cops and hiding in someones garden
>Getting thrown away from bar before 9pm
>Crab walking naked with a cigaret in my dick
>Making a teenager listen to hypno porn with me
Most of the shit is just embarrassing that pops up in my mind once in a while. I still like to drink.

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Took a shit in the pond of a rather nice hotel at a wedding

Cute

Committing rape.

I was drunk Friday to Tuesday. It started with 750ml whiskey. I had a blackout until Sunday and then I meet my neighbour outside who says "you know, it's very loud in this neighbourhood." I must have played music and bounced around like an idiot. I came home without a jacket, a broken ear, no creditcard, bloody pants bruised knuckles and very hungover. My phone all smashed up. I need a fix so I go down to a hotel and eat a free breakfast before going upstairs and ordering like three beers and two shots. I bounce the bill and get over to another place and order a bottle of champagne and some lunch. I tell the waitress that honestly, I can't pay. She just shakes her head and tells me to leave. I blacked out and woke up the next day, stole 18 beers from the grocery. Then I went down to the beach and waited for the swimming hall to open, while I sat in the sun outside I drank four cans. I went inside and took the waterslide, sat nude in the sauna and was drunk. I brought two beers into the sauna and offered a guy one who also was naked. After that i left and stayed low until Wednesday.

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>I tried weed once and it was not anything worthwhile to base your entire personality and lifestyle around
I've gotten high about 5 times in my life and I came to the same conclusion every time.

vomited in the bus in the morning