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which

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scottish

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poo

I'll beat the black off ya

Bane?

healthy breakfasts that I can eat within 10 minutes?

Why did they make Jez gay
Why did they make Mac gay
Why do they make everyone gay

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come out ye black and trans

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in
And they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:

Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need
And I go:
Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How do you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?

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got a hard on

Reached maximum dirty fucking foreigner capacity I see. Must be bed time.

>Full English
>potatoes
>cabbage
This is not correct.

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i suggested ensure earlier

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What do you think the overlap between dedicated trans obsessives, and people who have very consciously edgy, iconoclastic opinions about Russia is like? I'd suspect it's almost perfect.

but yeah a good way would be to have many barrels which fill up with like petrol(ium) and if the copper wires are submerged then they detonate, but if theyre one layer deep then they dont
there is also a better way involving a vaccum but i have to figure those out, and have some washer/rings there to make cathode rays later if i can find a specific charger my PSU needs

IN AN INSTITUTION

happy with that group lads
would have loved an english team, good atmosphere and could travel away
but from a purely football perspective it's a good group, we could go through that.
madrid at home should be a great atmosphere, hopefully we give them a decent game.

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Pepsi is shite, they were quite right to question this lad’s sanity.

>we could go through that.
Leipzig and Real walk this be realistic

sounds like cope

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ganysneed

Cover up any boy rapes today, you filthy paedo scum?

for me? the smooth flavour of marboro gold

business idea: filter the word trans

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the best thing about petrol is that you can hope itll get hot enough to be able to soap up the shells to then hope that itll be hot enough to instantly fuse with the fuel and plate the shells with napalm

the jews might be right with this one

poo

chebs

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

eating poo

milk truck has arrived

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what is that?

you could also use styrofoam or (maybe) "NERF" darts, or RIOT control ammo otherwise, to make it more effective, to make it more effective by using petrol in that too

trannies get in the sea

we beat leipzing a few years ago, rangers beat them in the europa league
real will slap us about probably but leipzig we could walk away with some decent results
think shaktar we should beat comfortably, they are playing in poland on neutral ground and half their players have left since the war

any 26 year old kissless handholdless virgin man in?

youve never had a bagel?

I don't understand the point of filters because the replacement word simply inherits all of the power.

you said "ensure". I have never heard of a food item called "ensure"

>watch a cool nature documentary about rivers
>it ends
>snap back to reality and realise i have to give another man more money to stay alive this year because of the funny numbers going up and down
lol

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I've agreed to go on a night out and I'm scared.

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yeah except 29

and the best thing about making the shotgun barrels a vaccum is that firing them would put (what?) co2 into the barrel, which you could then pump oxygen into, to make a co2 bomb as well. although i have never seen a co2 bomb, and ill probably never try that, because im the type to get his hands blown off for doing things like that. but you could pump oxygen into the barrels to make them that, when they are rich in the smoke of the shot-gun, if not just a place where electricity can fly more easily in the oxygen-depleted atmosphere (in the barrel) - but i dont know about electricity. ill google it uwu

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no but if it makes you feel better it's been 12 years since i put my benis in a bagina and the chances of it happening again are slim to nil

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...yh?

seen this pic for years but only that 1. wish there were more of her

31 next month

Where to
With who

Leftypol: Hit this motherfucker, G
Rorke: N-naw, man, I can't fuck with that
Leftypol: Aw, man, I been dealing with you for three motherfuckin' months you ain't hit the pipe in front of me yet
Rorke: So, what you saying?
Leftypol: I think you 5-0!
Rorke: 5-0? Man, I ain't no motherfucking cop
Leftypol: Well, hit this motherfucker then

have a feeling that heavy oxygen or what it is called wont be co (from co2 but with 1 oxygens succ)

about what?

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ahh a nutrient shake naruhodo. sounds like a good combo

technical non-virgin here but it has been several years since i've done any of those things so i virtually am all of those things

co1
but heavy might just have been h1o which im sure it is not, ho

it's your own fault

Really hate myself, my life and life itself; I dearly wish for death at each and every moment.

go and join the army, coward

vintage chebs this. a classic

>naruhodo

fuck off weeb

if you've shagged then why would you end up here? it's the most impactful rite of passage that separates fathers to be from genetic dead ends. how do you have all the social functionality to shag and then fall back to this level with us?

go live in the woods then

>danny devito gave his personal blessing for people to fuck a body pillow of him
what a lad

mad how canada used to be british

Your life doesn't radically change if you've had sex. Losers have sex. Uglier men than you have had sex.

water's wet