Post wizards
>34 year olds
Hard mode: no 40-Year-Old Virgin
Post wizards
Jose Parker
Adam Jenkins
I'm 27 and never kissed a girl
Camden Myers
Pretty sure Pattinson's Batman will reach wizard status because Zatanna and Talia don't exist.
Austin Parker
30 years old
never kissed, never gone on a date, never sex
its over isn't it?
Ayden Perry
>34
>last had sex when I was 26
James Mitchell
>has had sex
why are you even here you whore maker?
Kayden Edwards
I always remember wizard exclusively meaning 40+
Charles Wright
If the dude from last night wants to argue again, then we'll argue, but there is no indication this guy ever fucked a whore. Wendy broke his heart and so he deemed himself forever alone.
Logan Campbell
No way in fuck Sebastian ever saw a pussy.
Luis Roberts
He got raped in prison, doesn't count
James Walker
It counts. If you're a guy losing virginity involves pussy. All gay men are virgins.
Hudson Green
Even robot women are evil. My man died heartbroken.
Levi White
Christian Collins
Idk but around 2017 it started to mean 30+
Zachary Nelson
Kiss each other and go on a date
Cooper Cox
Does Chiron from Moonlight count?
Adam Lopez
I WISH I were still a virgin. I wish I had never been defiled by the touch of a she-demon.
Cameron Morris
Canonically, Catweazle is a virgin due to his medieval magic asceticism.
Kayden Jenkins
Sorry man
Brody White
Elijah Carter
I'm 23, virgin and I've only kissed a girl once in a school prank when I was 12. I lost the will to date/marry when a girl I thought was ideal broke my heart
Andrew Rogers
Judge Dredd is canonically a virgin. Luke Skywalker too
Elijah Howard
What about Frodo? I don't remember the end of LOTR. He was certainly a virgin in his 50s.