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Post the real one

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absolutely done him up like a kipper

What can I say? Some people have no class.

>ywnbte (you will never be this elephant)

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discrimination against smartphone dinner

Brainlets. I eat while sipping champagne, driving a supercar and fucking a bitch at the same time. My brain needs that constant chaos

getting filtered by the star challenges in mario's picross

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Honestly mate i feel fucking stupid right now
He's made me look like a right spacker in he

here is your state mandated gf

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This image was posted on /r/casualUK with the title "Just saw this in Canary Wharf, what’s going on here?".

Just what IS going on here?

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Kenya please keep it to yourself

me? hellbent on wanking
cat? hellbent on sitting on my lap
sticky situation

Don't care

I eat my tea while watching anime on my laptop

Oi rorke your trim is deeeaaadddd blud

Pupils wider than the lad at the psych festival

degenerates

sit at a table in my kitchen but my flat is so small it encompasses the living room so can have the tv on

not sure where i sit on this desu

i am a moral antirealist

in the sense that there is no coherent universal moral framework

a chair I presume mate

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High class sexual deviancy

That was my first though too but the general consensus reached was that she's some extremely-rich foreigner / diplomat's daughter as the guy in the suit is her Close Protection officer.

The bag he's carring for her is worth 3 grand and the shoes she's wearing are worth a grand.

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just a proud anglo man with his oriental pet

exemplary post

Fucking hell lads we're KILLING it tonight with the jokes

getting drunk for the 3rd night running

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LMAOOOoOooO wasn't set up or anything!!! Needs WAY more Bradleyposts in response!!!!

Here’s your state mandated gf

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Would give a nut to date a girl like that

Really wanna know what the green thing in his left hand is, I think that would answer some questions.

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painful how he set that up then phoneposted the punchline to himself

kek why you reply twice to smae post. attention seeking shill

Bradley would be disgusted with this place

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youtu.be/b4hp75IwhV8

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I thought it was connected to the cord but it's not, it's just something he's holding, the cable is connected to his wrist - a taser maybe or one of those extendable batons?

Based asuka poster

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doin a watch

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need them all strung up

It wasn’t that funny

Yeah but I bet the big autismal bitch loves it
I mean, who is bradlad if it isn't the hagmeister

Matey's raging because someone's joke banged

its one of those things connected to a vibrator in her fanny and/or arse so he can make her cum on command

Been on holiday with Bradders, he's a good lad

HOWLING

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kenya believe it!

mate get the fuck out

Yeah I dunno what it is. Some speculated that it might be mace or it might be attached to the wire that's running between him and her, like an alarm of some kind that goes off if either side becomes detatched.

I don't really buy the mace angle because it's illegal to carry mace unless you're part of the police. And if he was police i.e a close protection officer he'd be packing a handgun so unlikely to have a tube of mace ready to go.

you: *reads this post*

our sarina

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please ignore the bradley shill

>you (singular)

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Hey come on lads. His post which was so awkwardly worded to get an obvious reply was so funny. I can't stop howling. I can't even. Lol!

usually just hide a jumbo tube of mace up my arse, job done

>The Protection Command is one of the commands within the Specialist Operations directorate of London's Metropolitan Police Service.[1] The command specialises in protective security and has two branches: Royalty and Specialist Protection (RaSP), providing protection to the royal family and close protection to government officials, and Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection (PaDP), providing uniformed security to government buildings, officials and diplomats.[2] In contrast with the vast majority of British police officers, many members of the Protection Command routinely carry firearms in the course of their duties and all are authorised firearms officers.[3][4]

presumably if you ever see one of these red motors it means you're about to be shot to death by the police

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>shill

note the lack of 's' following 'shill'

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posters who set themselves up to get bradley'd are heroes

Used to work in Kensington and would see them often. Also saw lots of firearms police

going to start my own bradley pic collection and become the second bradley poster

Too bad I'm just a proletarian and will never experience cumming in a girl with a title who hides me from her family in shame

what subject did the noncey teacher in your school teach lads?

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theyre not allowed to carry them unless he's a policemandem

anyone want to meet up in east london?

Just back from meeting Mihai. He was down to earth and INCREDIBLY funny.

l was home schooled so everything

we had an old bloke who took chess club in primary who was a nonce

hello police I would like to report a crime

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coldplay are fucking shite

literacy
he unironically got locked up for noncery, proper fat fuck he was

Doubt they care desu

Ha ha .. The peak of Scotch comedy .. I cannae stop laughing .. Lol ..

had a dream I met him in a supermarket
he was down to earth and INCREDIBLY stoned

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I used to live near Nick Clegg and there was always one outside his house

they should get in DE BEERS

SHE TURN TEH WERNS GAINST US

which escooter would you recommend? something easy to take on the train

imagine saving then uploading this image thinking anyone is going to take the time to read and digest it

get a clue mate seriously

him: [yells at me]
my brain: :(
my pussy: :)

well well well

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keep it on brit/pol/ sweetheart

Rich and Famous
>yes you can have a load of armed officers protecting you no problem sir
Ordinary Joe
>there's someone robbing your house? sorry m8 we're all busy catching criminals on twitter at the moment
>8 hours later a bobby turns up wearing a rainbow bowtie and tells you nothing he can do

>saving images ever
okay grandad
they have this brilliant new thing called the "clipboard"

taking the runt for a walk

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i read it and digested it
found the last 3 interesting

I recognize that tweet, see you soon

Once showed my Canadian friend around my city but his English gf was being a bitch the whole time
Broke up with him that evening dunno what her deal was

chickpea and aubergine curry for tea de lids get in

>recognize
FOY

any braniacs want to tell me why this file type is a gif instead of a jpg or png?

And the latest from Helperlad?

youtu.be/Whwcik-ss6I

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>4chanX

jog on you autistic spacker

What was the city

chickpeas are based but aubergines are grim

alri darren

>dunno what her deal was
>English gf
need i say more?

blog on

don't love aubergines if i'm being honest with you
chickers are peng though

Mad there are lads out there browsing without 4chanX

Bet they do the captcha n all

just got my first ever job at 30 years old

i officially work in a chip shop

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womfy eating the wizza speaking the wumpa woncing the wildren

>When you can't identify the member of school staff that was a nonce because it's vaguely doxxable

enjoy your inferior Any Forums experience then, luddite

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you can post images from their URLs on vanilla Any Forums too

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bit noncy isnt it

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Philadelphia
Hardly got to show him around as she got tired and we stopped somewhere for lunch

>gif
fuck off

you can?

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based