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AI writes better humorous scripts than actual humans
Eli Watson
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Matthew Morris
Transcript of Frasier episode where Frasier begins working for the CIA:
Niles: I can't believe you're working for the CIA.
Frasier: Oh, please. It's not like I'm going to be out in the field or anything.
Niles: Still, it is the CIA. Do you have to sign a nondisclosure agreement?
Frasier: Of course. I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.
Niles: Well, I'll just have to use my powers of deduction, then.
Frasier: Niles, please. This is classified information.
Niles: All right, all right. I won't ask any more questions.
Frasier: Thank you.
Niles: So, what do you do there?
Frasier: Niles!
Nathaniel Gomez
SOCRATES: I maintain that Misato is best girl.
ARISTOTLE: How can you say that?
SOCRATES: What do you mean?
ARISTOTLE: There are many other girls who are better than Misato.
SOCRATES: Who are these girls you speak of?
ARISTOTLE: Well, for one, there’s Asuka. She’s strong, independent, and can take care of herself.
SOCRATES: But Misato is also strong and independent. And she’s proven time and time again that she can take care of herself and those around her.
ARISTOTLE: That’s true, but Asuka is a better fighter.
SOCRATES: But Misato is a better strategist. She always knows what to do in difficult situations.
ARISTOTLE: I’ll grant you that, but there are other girls who are more beautiful than Misato.
SOCRATES: And yet, Misato is the one who always catches men’s attention.
ARISTOTLE: That may be so, but there are other girls who are more virtuous than Misato.
SOCRATES: Yes, but Misato is the perfect balance of strength and compassion. She’s strong enough to protect those she loves, but also kind and caring.
ARISTOTLE: I concede that Misato is a very admirable woman. But I still think there are other girls who are better than her.
SOCRATES: But what about love?
ARISTOTLE: What about it?
SOCRATES: Don’t you think that Misato is the most lovable girl?
ARISTOTLE: I… I suppose she is.
SOCRATES: There you have it! Misato is the most lovable girl, and therefore she is the best girl.
Nathan Moore
why do i need to sign up and give my cell number for this ai
James Harris
Julian Nelson
Bentley Sanders
Just use a throwaway e-mail and phone number
Dominic Brooks
the AI is slowly getting there but neither really make sense or are funny in any way. just cold algorithms shitting away sentences
Christian Turner
this will end up being a banner
Luke Sullivan
How do I get the code if I use a fake number? Shill.
Michael Davis
Joseph Hernandez
Colton Ward
Justin Gomez
holy fucking kek
Luis Peterson
this algo is sophisticated but doesn't stick the landing. nothing witty or humourous about this or anything in this thread actually.
this AI is only good to generate text to waste other people's time
Joseph Roberts
Kek
Dominic Johnson
Transcript of Frasier episode where Frasier reveals to everyone that he's a time-traveller:
Frasier: I have something to tell you all. I'm a time-traveller.
Niles: Frasier, what are you talking about?
Frasier: It's true! I've been travelling through time for years, and I've finally come back to the present.
Martin: That's ridiculous! Prove it!
Frasier: All right. I can prove it. Do you remember last week when I said I was going to get a haircut? Well, I didn't actually go to the barber. I went back in time and got my hair cut there.
Daphne: Frasier, that's impossible!
Frasier: No, it's not! And if you don't believe me, just ask the barber. He'll remember me!
[Later, at the barber shop]
Barber: Frasier! I thought you'd never come back!
Frasier: You see? I told you I was a time-traveller.
Martin: This is impossible! There's no such thing as time-travel!
Frasier: Oh, really? Then how do you explain this? [holds up a newspaper from the future]
Martin: That's a fake! Anybody could've made that!
Frasier: No, it's not a fake! It's from the future! And it has all the winning lottery numbers for the next 20 years!
Martin: Oh, my God! You're right!
Frasier: See? I told you I was a time-traveller. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to the future. Goodbye!
Tyler Brooks
this is legitimately funny though
to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate AI humor
Ryder Cook
Sure it does
Jason Evans
Socrates is the wisest again.
Jayden Gutierrez
Luis Myers
Kek
Brody Cook
Tyler Campbell
post this stuff anywhere else than an explicitely AI-generated thread and see what kind of reactions you get.
Liam Reyes
Anyone who knows about glowies would think it would be amusing but yeah
Cameron Jackson
fake as fuck how this shit proliferates right after the fake as fuck dall-e threads
paid advertisers post this shot on here to get you to give google your phone number and then scrape the results of your posting it on here
Any Forums isnt cool anymore
Jaxon Butler
I didnt sign up for it I just thought the 2 I posted were funny, even if it was a goofball writing it and saying it was ai
Angel Mitchell
whats the website?
Lucas Allen
Jackson Perez