This movie would get called woke if it came out in 2022
This movie would get called woke if it came out in 2022
Ryan Perez
Nathaniel Ward
By chuds probably
Julian Watson
twitter would just try to make this quote about gender
Carson Gutierrez
It's called broke now incel, keep up sweetie
Camden Lewis
>extremely anti immigration
>they literally monitor immigrants with satellites and flag them for law enforcement if they leave their neighborhood
Lol, no.
John Harris
maybe but it would also get called fascist from the left
>zed is a straight white male
>lee is a straight white male
>smith plays a straight character
>no pandering to faggots or trannies
>majority white male cast
the pendulum swings both ways nigga
Jace Cox
The opening scene where the men in black lets heaps of Mexicans into the country and clowns the border patrol would have made chuds so angry if the movie was recent.
Plus it has a black lead actor.
Nolan Torres
They don’t seem to be mad about it now
Josiah Gonzalez
You could never feel the director or the writers preaching you about marxism at any point in the movie. A white male working together with a black guy to save the world together. No it wouldn't be called woke.
Hudson Gutierrez
The third movie is from 10 years ago and even that, you couldn't get away with making today
Kayden Mitchell
they live on earth on the pretense theyre not allowed to let humans know theyre there
Elijah Allen
Blake Murphy
Oh yeah, i'm shocked no one has brought that up as racist these days.
Levi Nelson
isn't this just the joke from the inbetweeners but shittier?
Jeremiah Wood
Right before they shoot the unarmed undocumented individual in the back and blow him into blue goo
Lucas Scott
super
woke
Owen Ramirez
I dont think so. It's about immigration control and why it's a good thing.
Kayden Martinez
Chud here. I wasnt mad but now I am!
Asher Mitchell
It came out in the golden age of moviemaking, when racism just wasn't a thing anymore, and most of the studios just wanted to make fun movies for a costumer base who only wanted to have fun. No heavy-handed political pandering or agendas, just plain entertainment with some political themes on the side.
If you call this woke, you just show everyone how little grasp you have on what woke means.
Having a black character by itself is not wokeness.
Liam Murphy
I have to remind you guys that they actually made Woke Men In Black
Somehow the world got Neuralyzed about it
Julian Cox
You're a Any Forums schizo.
I can tell by the way you type.
Eli Ross
Dumb phoneposter
Juan Young
Why does this actor look so familiar.
Nathan Morgan
Monk
Jason Evans
It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
Ryan Foster
Go back to Any Forums
Parker Wood
It took me twenty years to realize that Will Smith puckers his lips drinking the lemonade because the wife gave all her sugar to the bug alien the night before.
Cooper Ortiz
Does he have a fake node or something?
Henry Hernandez
Because nobody wanted to go see that.
Jacob Lee
Talking about politics in a thread about wokeness.. ...completely unacceptable
Tyler Fisher
Does this movie actually exist? I think I've seen it but I can't remember anything from it
Elijah Sanchez
Yes. The gag with the character is he can regrown body parts that get blown off, but they don't grow back perfectly so each time it happens he gets a little bit more happy mercha- I mean weird looking.
Sebastian Lewis
I never realised
Isaiah Campbell
How could you tell?
Eli Wright
Cameron Sullivan
The good guys were the bad guys and Thor was neuralyzed by Qui-Gon before he teamed up with Valkyrie.
Easton Gray
Oh.
Levi Moore
Liam Neeson turns into this, which I'm sure we'll all agree is much more creative and dynamic than the Vincent D'Nofrio roach design
Landon Gray
Hell, one of the agents even complains how they used to keep the space scum out but not anymore with open borders for earth, with the MIBs being on cleanup rather than prevention
Jaxson Bennett
If it came out in 2022 would be called woke because it would be woke and shit and only leftards would like it out of spite.
Lukily it was made before wokeshit
Grayson Brown
This is so much worse when you realize it's not inflation adjusted.
As in, MIB1 made $935 million in 2019 money
Henry Anderson
President of Chuds: we support MiB AND rush hour
Robert Anderson
I watched about 20 minutes of international on Netflix and then turned it off.
Colton Nguyen
There is a joke in MiB where K keeps introducing Woll Smoth under fake names like Mr. White, Mr. Black, Mr. Brown... there is no real point to this little gag and its very brief but it is funny and shows K has a sharp, restrained humor and is busting J's chops. That joke would not be in it today. If it was the movie would be bitched at for being racist and Tommy Lee Jones would be hounded until he apologized even though he didn't write the script.
Levi Allen
chuds call everything woke now,. its lost all meaning
Robert Reyes
Me on the bottom
Kayden Baker
>go the the morgue
>K introduces himself as Mr. Black and J as Mr. White
>J just looks at K for a moment
Oliver Scott
You're on Any Forums, bitch.
Landon Wright
>Doctor... Whatever! Come here!
Always cracks me up.
Josiah Jenkins
Why was the budget for 3 so high even accounting for will smith's salary it makes zero sense
Samuel Foster
i realized, i was actually wierded out that they never comment on it cause even as a kid, i thought it was too vague
Jackson Gomez
I rewatched the movie recently and a fun corollary to the joke is that K's real pre-MIB/post-MIB name is 'Kevin Brown'. So not only was K making a funny joke, he was referencing the fact that J would replace him by the end of the movie.
>It's like pottery, it rhymes.
Cameron Edwards
That's the thing
K gives himself "real" names and he gives J color names.
>Dr. Leo Menville, Department of Public Health. This is Dr. White.
>How do you do, ma'am? I'm Special Agent Manheim, this is Agent Black, FBI.
Kevin Cook
What a waste of bandwidth downloading it.
Kayden Brown
Just stop being woke, then