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Never knew Muslims liked Snickers and Babybel so much

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just back from a driving lesson lads

The pendulum of power has swung so far in the favour of big business it's not even funny. And I'm saying this as a turbororke.

should cut their hands off and finger them with them that will teach them

/brit/ pretending to care about Arctic Monkeys' new album

>mass import the third world into your country
>stretch the finite resources over an increasing population
>now there is less resources for your population
>create welfare programmes that incentivize people to not work
>shut down the economy for 2 years because of a memeflu
>supply chain is now decimated
>many people never went back to work
>mass print money to pay for the economic shutdown
>now inflation is collapsing your currency
>switch from energy sources that work like oil/gas/nuclear to meme energy like wind/solar/hydrogen
>now there is an energy crisis
>DUDE IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE AND PUTIN'S FAULT

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Can we discuss the potential pros and cons of eventual rioting as a response to the cost of living crisis? How do you see it playing out? What would the consequences likely be?

>Louis Vuitton head scarf

wtf

failed my test me

So, to summarise:
>The UK economy is heading for a deep recession, all while inflation is expected to hit 18 per cent in 2023
>Energy bills have more than tripled and there's a real chance we could have blackouts and energy rationing this winter
>Basic UK infrastructure such as water reserviors have not been invested in properly for a generation (the population has grown 10m since the last new one was built) causing water shortages, rationing, and droughts
>The UK lacks a real agricultural sector and imports most of its food, which will leave us vulnerable during the upcoming global food shortages
>Most young people in Britain have never experienced real economic growth and simply accept meagre wages and salaries for full time jobs that come with more chance of redundancy than career progression
>university education is now almost mandatory and places young people into a debt trap from day one
>Houses make more money just sitting there collecting dust than the average UK worker does putting in a 40+ hour week 52 weeks a year
>The immigrant population of the UK is growing bigger and bigger by the second, pulling at the fabric of society by changing things around us to accommodate new, foreign cultures and ways of life that aren't always compatible with what we believe
>Children are having drag shows in school and are being taught fisting
>Crime is spiralling out of control and every week we hear a new story of a child being senselessly murdered by an adult
In conclusion, leave the UK when you can

watching exodus with Christian Bale
desu not a fan of this religious crap anymore but might be a good movie

not funny

really want to believe that they are just idiots that don't know any better
makes me incredibly angry to know that people are doing this intentionally

what're the waiting times for practicals these days?
got my license in early 2016 long before all this nonsense lol

Manetho (/ˈmænJθoʊ/; Koinē Greek: Μανέθων Manéthōn, gen.: Μανέθωνος) is believed to have been an Egyptian priest from Sebennytos (Coptic: Ϫⲉⲙⲛⲟⲩϯ, romanized: Čemnouti[2]) who lived in the Ptolemaic Kingdom in the early third century BC, during the Hellenistic period. He authored the Aegyptiaca (History of Egypt) in Greek, a major chronological source for the reigns of the kings of ancient Egypt. It is unclear if he wrote his history and king list during the reign of Ptolemy I Soter or Ptolemy II Philadelphos, but it was completed no later than that of Ptolemy III Euergetes.

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do you get paid for your bootlicking?
or do you do it for free

it is funny

hit a nerve have i you freak

no it's not
be quiet

answer the question toryboy

It's official, I've wanked my willy today

What would the world be like had our countries stayed out of WW2?

they declared war on YOU m8 how you staying out?

wow you are dense as shit you think i support all those things i listed you dumb fucking partisan cunt you are the problem with the world fuck you

the tories were the ones that did the lockdowns

What you other vegan chads scranning for lunch? Lentils and veg for me

Tories = Conservative
Whigs = Liberal

I don't understand why you lot tend toward being Liberal. I thought you prided yourselves in being Conservative

But only pussybois heeded them

different kind of liberal

Dehydration quelled my diarrhea!
It's a shitmas miracle!
Wahey!
>t. Had to run 30 minutes to the bus station and 1 hour on the bus for a flight
It's times like these I'd rather prefer monkeg

Did Germany declare war on us for any reason beside the US declaring war on Japan?

>answer the question toryboy

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this but for paying energy bills

retard altert
i asked why you're shilling for the tories
>reeeee i hate the tories now

It's alright mate, we'll send you gas and food

yeah Hitler called you fat and gay

don't know
i started going with my instructor in december, but he was sick for a few months.
Was on a waiting list for a few weeks.

Thanks, mind expounding?

wow you are dense as shit you think i support all those things i listed you dumb fucking partisan cunt you are the problem with the world fuck you

read this post 10 times and still have no idea what this cunt is trying to say

Even - Light from the Stars
Odd - Light from Uncommon Stars

the eu has turned europe brown

no
*leaves*

why would you spend £50 for a fake nuggy

Lads where should I go on holiday for 20 days
Was planning Iran but not gonna go because of their lame guide requirement

Current ideas are
>Pakistan
>South Morocco/Western Sahara + Mauritania
>Some country in South America cause I've never been there

Any other suggestions for interesting solo trips?

You're always making fun of tories. You're not loyal to your King?

what if i'm anti lockdown, anti blm, anti vaccine, anti inflation and anti-tory?
or as it's better known, common sense?

not really into witchetty grubs m8

You will pay though, with any costs incurred for delays.

South Africa bareback shagging trip

dilate

Pakistan.
Once you're there, stay there.

why don't they just give the red bit to russia and call it a day

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FUCK you, Brian.

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then you are not the person being parodied in the post are you

Balkans m8, catch the end of the summer, go to some beach raves, drop some ecstacy

*puts my hand on your shoulder *
My good sir, I implore you

nobody goes a shit about the monarchy except a few mad boomers

Brown hands

Are you suggesting I'm a paki?

Based architecture enthusiast Brian, master of reverse psychology

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i recall this being a burly looking trannard

noooooo you can't just be pragmatic in times that require flexibility and compromise! You must be either a cultural vandal or a rorke. No exceptions snowflake/toryboy (delete as appropriate)

>let me tell you about your country
nobody gives a shit about republicanism except a few mad liberals

leftypol acting like his discord server is the akatsuki

women are absolutely dire when it comes to losing weight. they have no sense whatsoever

It's true though. Only lunatics and brown people from umbongo countries give a fuck about the queen or her cunt rats.

You got 400 quid on you?
If so buy a plane ticket home

Balkans is a good shout desu, got my holiday booked in October though reckon the weather will still be fine?

maximizing my potential as a loser by doing nothing

Brian on the ropes

Ah Dave it's you, I should have known
Not everyone is a paki mate

you just know she cried after making this tiktok

Say global emissions must peak by 2020 to have any chance of avoiding dangerous climate change. There’s no way in hell China et al. are going to peak their emissions by then — not practically, not morally. So we decide to give non-Annex 1 countries until 2025 to peak (that is, to put it charitably, at the very outer edge of the realm of the possible). If that’s true, developed countries must compensate by peaking before 2015.

dave is such a wild one remember when he thought no one over the age of 16 wears a crop top

Ah yes, Beer: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love getting up every 15 minutes for a piss.

cant be arsed with toil
grim watching freaks there get enthusiastic about their work
cant imagine any job where i would enjoy working that much - unless i was the boss
SICK OF TOILING

>My good sir, I implore you

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Try to find some real-world friends, lad.

Honestly Dave is such a freak I've lost track of his appalling takes

Must be dire there given the economic disparity, freezing cold weather, and population density.

It's tough everywhere don't beat yourself up about it.

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>claims he isn't a paki
>getting wound up by this "dave" entity

im literally that much of a gimp i cant drink alcohol, if i drink 2 beers or more i will throw up without fail

britain will be bug island next year
thats all we'll have to eat
we'll burn worms for heat as well
we'll go to the worm stadiums to watch the worms play wormball
we'll see worm prozzies
we'll be a worm reliant nation

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if you falsely accuse someone of a crime you should get the punishment for that crime

FINALLY, some representation.

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LOL dave not every poster is the same one you absolute freak
everyone is not a "p*tin" bot either lmao

build yourself up a tolerance over time.
or just don't drink, that'd definitely be the healthier option