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Hunter Lopez
Angel Stewart
If you're looking to do some devilish pranks user, I'd suggest this input
"write a response to an user on Any Forums
Anonymous: (put the comment you want the bot to reply here)"
I'm already doing it and the results are incredible
Adam Price
new fedposting meta
Kevin Campbell
Josiah Ortiz
kek
Hunter Rodriguez
Elijah Watson
>login required
nice try
Adrian Hernandez
A Seinfeld episode where Kramer meets Jeffrey Epstein.
In this episode, Kramer runs into Jeffrey Epstein at the local coffee shop. They strike up a conversation and Epstein asks Kramer if he wants to come over to his place to "hang out." Kramer, not knowing who Epstein is, agrees.
At Epstein's place, Kramer is shocked to see all of the young girls there. Epstein tells him that they are all his "friends." Kramer quickly realizes that something is not right and tries to leave, but Epstein stops him.
Kramer then tries to call Jerry, but Epstein takes his phone away. Epstein tells Kramer that he is going to have to "earn his keep" by staying there and helping him with his "business."
Kramer eventually escapes and tells Jerry what happened. Jerry is horrified and calls the police. Epstein is arrested and sent to jail.
John Lewis
Can't get it to write a poem/lyrics that rhyme
Joseph Flores
What's the setting for the best results?
Blake Rodriguez
Damn that's sick.
Caleb Barnes
Write a Game of Thrones scene guest starring Norm MacDonald.
Ned Stark is in the great hall of Winterfell, discussing plans for the upcoming winter with his bannermen. Suddenly, Norm MacDonald bursts into the room, dressed in ragged clothing and covered in dirt.
"What the hell are you doing here, Norm?" Ned shouts.
"I was out walking in the woods and I got lost," Norm replies. "I've been wandering around for days."
"You idiot! You could have been killed by wildlings or White Walkers!"
"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry."
Ned Stark shakes his head in disbelief. "Get out of here, Norm. And next time, stay in your own damn country."
Norm MacDonald sheepishly leaves the great hall as the bannermen laugh and jeer at him.
Anthony Powell
Someone write Zack Snyder's Justice League 2.
Ian Rogers
>be me
>be in theater
>be watching Dune
>movie is actually really good
>get to the part where Paul is fighting the sandworm
>look over at my girlfriend
>she's crying
>be confused
>look back at the screen
>realize that the sandworm is actually a giant penis
>be horrified
>be even more horrified when Paul starts riding the sandworm
>girlfriend is still crying
>movie ends
>we leave the theater
>never speak to each other again
Landon Cox
Wow, I didn't know you could do that!
Alexander Cooper
Parker Cruz
You just need to retry it a few times and it can work.
Gabriel Scott
It's cool that it got the limerick right. I've also been trying haikus
Noah Johnson
Anyone? I'm pretty new to this thing.
Jeremiah Scott
Write a Breaking Bad scene guest starring Norm MacDonald.
WALTER:
What the hell are you doing here, Norm?
NORM:
I heard you were cooking up something big and I wanted in.
WALTER:
You can't just show up here uninvited.
NORM:
Why not? You invited me to your house once.
WALTER:
That was different.
NORM:
How was it different?
WALTER:
Because I needed your help with something.
NORM:
So what, you don't need my help now?
WALTER:
No, I don't.
NORM:
Fine, I'll leave. But I'm taking this with me.
WALTER:
What are you talking about?
NORM:
This bag of meth. I saw it when I came in.
WALTER:
That's not yours.
NORM:
Finders keepers.
WALTER:
No, Norm. You can't just take it.
Jaxson Flores
Jason Fisher
He's gonna make them pay
Matthew Hughes
Austin Gomez
Colton Diaz
Dominic Ward
A Game of Thrones scene guest starring Steven Seagal.
Scene: Arya is in Braavos, training with Jaqen H'ghar.
Arya: I'm not very good at this.
Jaqen: You're not supposed to be good at it. You're supposed to be deadly.
Arya: I don't know if I can do this.
Jaqen: (to Steven Seagal) She's not ready.
Steven Seagal: (to Arya) Come with me.
Arya: What?
Steven Seagal: (to Arya) I'll train you. I'll make you into the warrior you need to be.
Arya: (to Steven Seagal) Really?
Steven Seagal: (to Arya) Yes. I can teach you things that Jaqen H'ghar never could.
Arya: (to Steven Seagal) Thank you!
James Murphy