Please explain to me how this is supposed to be convenient

Please explain to me how this is supposed to be convenient.

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99% of bidets in the world dont look like that. that's a richie bidet

they look like this

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Just shit in it and move on
Weird looking German toilets.

not having a pooey arse is quite convenient

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I just use the shower head :) Too poor for the real deal.

Flushable wet wipes are better in every single way.

Hell yeah we have those in almost every bathroom

People use wet wipes for wiping their ass for real? Sounds wasteful as fuck if true

Why not? Your asshole is properly clean without fecal matter between buttcheeks

there are other concerns at hand than fulfilling your ass fisting fetish pedro

If you want to be properly clean, you have to use your fingers, and then you need to use toilet paper to dry it up, which is likely to smulder up. Doesn't seem convenient at all.

How to use a bidet:
>shit
>wipe with toilet paper till 100% clean
>move onto bidet
>wash with water
>wash with soap
>dry ass with tissues or personal bidet towel

thats needlessly complicated. this works solo

>mfw I unknowingly used my shower hose as a bidet all this time after shitting

I only have gaysex with bidet countries

Wait a second, are browncels coping with incels by being part time homos hence the obsession with ass cleaning?

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>asia
99% of everything is asian because there's so many people there

No I just love gaysex

ANAL ORGASM !!! TERRIFIC !!!

this is the best option. we have them in almost every house it's called a pussy phone