/brit/

about 10 years ago as a (bigger) retard i once submitted my address in plaintext
assume i'm permanently on a list now

beatles are so dogshit

laughing shoes

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think this is veitchs maddest video
youtube.com/watch?v=D2bCVJYYLyw

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smoked too much weed

Any MCR Psych Fest man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=FngDSOuCNAA

Looooool

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white women don't fuck dogs, only ever known Polynesian women do it

i always PGP encrypted my address
but by the end i was using TOR on windows and not TAILS and my front door never got kicked in by the police

canadians do

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lol

this thread has been trooned or delted

why would you get your door kicked in?

i'm assuming the glowies are far more interested in the guy on the other end rather than the spergs trying to buy their little bag of life-copium

realistically you wouldn't, you really think the police have the resources to go after personal buyers

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my plan to meet the library girl is to go in sometimes and scan random shit. ill be the lad that comes in to put stuff into the scanner sometimes, and ill meet her when i do. ill find something to scan

youtube.com/watch?v=anpjEN9KeJ0

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Asian women do it?
don't think so,

rorke having a MELTDOWN over this

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Now do I get a book and read falling asleep around 1AM
Or do I stay up shitposting and drinking until 6AM again

I'll never forget being in Year 2 and a new kid asking the table if we've ever had a sweaty fanny round our necks. We all said ew no after he LITERALLY POINTED an inch away between a girl's legs when one of us asked what a fanny was, then he said 'what about when you were born hahahaha' and I think it's safe to say that's how the entire table learnt what a fanny was and where babies come from.

He was definitely touched, right?

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11135453/Dead-body-Thai-beach-turns-470-ultra-realistic-sex-doll.html

>'Dead body' found on Thai beach turns out to be £470 'ultra-realistic' sex doll after police investigate

rorke losing his luggage in thailand

wonder which toilet turing used after they cut his balls off

yes that's an odd thing for a year two pupil to say

a similar thing happened with my george floyd sex arse

thailad and his misses on a mad night out

frothing my cock with a cute trans girl

500,000 muslim children vaporised

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Thoughts on Rotherham being named the UK's Children City of Culture?

i remember getting told off in year 1 for lying down and letting the girls(who were wearing dresses) walk over me while doing the conga, naturally i was looking up them

right little deviant i was, didn't get in much trouble for it tbf

told gfberg I cant make our shag toil session at midnight and she is furious with me

need a lad to fill in for me

they did warcrimes in australia

trannies are literally just fetishists

based

nice bait but Rotherham is a town

this

stop worshiping war criminals

eyes open but closed
finger in the americuck "500 school shootings a day" position of "safety" and "responsibility" over the trigger but the other finger firmly on the trigger
...just in case

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sorry lads, it was Children's Capital of Culture, silly me haha
rotherham.gov.uk/news/article/499/spotlight-on-rotherham-as-it-launches-children-s-capital-of-culture-programme

but they aren't, also straight men and women like trans girls, everyone likes a passer, best of both worlds innit

Same kid grew up to be a dad at 14.
S H O C K I N G

little shagger he is

Good things to come out of Rotherham
>The Chuckle Brothers
That's it

masha'allah brother

managed to get a doctors appointment for the bloody poos arranged for 7th september, lads.
lets see how that goes

based

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how old was the mum

hes ALREADY at DOOMs gate

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>straight men like trans girls

alright stop this nonsense, if you wanna suck a willy you're bent, doesn't matter what it's attached to

why do you hate your own people?

starting to think I was molested by a creepy old woman when I was in nursery. I have a vague memory of her fondling me while I was naked and we were alone together, but this could have also just been a weird dream I had, although I dream a lot and think I'd know for certain if it was the latter.
Also if I was actually molested it would make sense. I'm fucked even though my family are normal, for example

What if you bum falls off before then? Get the needle and thread ready I guess....

best digits

god save the queen

a girls willy isn't bent, it's straight

Not sure, but older for sure. Like she was definitely noncey but we're going back when no one cared if it was the other way round

kind of mental how i'm nearly 25 and my knob's never even come close to penetrating a woman's vagina before

fog ducker thread, more like

same thing

>use hinge
>tick the enby option
>just get mentally ill drug addicts
hmm

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you literally vote for Africans to run your country, all the Afrikaans fled to Australia or New Zealand

it's bent, you're bent, or at the very least bisexual lad, no shame in admitting it, but liking tranners is bent af

Deano ordering a Domino's Meateor pizza on finance

ha yeah i have this sorta memory with a couple of adults in my childhood. like, sure enough it happened, but not nearly sure enough to cause a scene 30 years later and start accusing people of noncery, but also if they get accused in the future i'll feel obligated to go to the police to share my story with them

mad how harry krishna was called harry

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>enby
go on, i'll bite. what is enby when it's in it's delusional home?

wow
ths is the most beautiful silver work ive ever seen in my entire lifes

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having a complete unironic listen
youtube.com/watch?v=Ux5cQbO_ybw&t=149s&ab_channel=FritteX

Male or female nonce?

America needs Socialism.

im not reading anything you write until you post your hand monkey

dominoes is honestly fucking grim, costs a fortune and it's like eating a fuckin loaf of bread, no idea how people prefer that over thing crust

youtube.com/watch?v=qqa7YhsroW8

shut up you cabbage faggot

ktim but 26

have just accepted it though

if it happens it happens not going to care anymore

based PRC mogging US backed Taiwanese journo
btw this is something no elected Taiwan politician would ask

ktim but 34

>Male or female nonce?

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enby = nb = non binary

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it's another episode of browsing soybooru and laughing like a lunatic

The sugary bread is addictive especially along with the fats. Not too different from a fluffy peanut butter sammich

ok selfracist

one male (that one im more sure of, like i remember the setting and situation)
the woman, i dunno, maybe it was a weird day dream, or maybe she did it when i was half asleep? really not sure

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how can a non country join an intergovernmental organisation
bit of a stretch me thinks

>btw this is something no elected Taiwan politician would ask
yes because they would get disappeared within the week

missing the 'jak innovations that /qa/ brought ngl lads I am

Excuses are the Nails Used to Build a House of Failure.