The Sweden yarn

The problem is that we lost our slave race in 1809

Still here cap'n

But why'd you let slaves have a say in your policies and who the king will be?

I'm telling you, that's the real problem. Not which royal house is in charge

Of course man mails in the king’s yarn

But when you lost us tour situation should have improved. Yet look at you now.

As a Finn, I understand full-well my place in the world is to defend and protect Swedes whatever the cost may be. That is what the man upstairs put us on this Earth for.

I am so sad, thinking about how the Finns for 200 years have wandered around aimlessly without Swedes to serve, like they did before we took over them, while they were still living in mud huts and using stone tools

I wish you fucked our women more though. We uggo.

But you lived in mud huts too back when Rome commanded you to die to expand her power

I wanna raid your coasts, steal your riches and rape your women