I could kick your fucking ass in chess

I don't play chess. I prefer card games. Chess is too orderly, there is no deviance or anything.

Next contender
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that was just a stress test. first wave. go again.

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you a lying bitch. how come whenever i invite you out to play hold em you always flake on me

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant handle stress like this why tf only 3 minutes o.O

Not those, trading card games. We could play some magic, yugioh or pokemon, if you feel like it.

You disappoint me Any Forums.
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Can't really do more on an Any Forums thread.

there'd be that one autist complaining about jews

so he can flag you with time burning and feel smug

He didnt flag me but I played very sloppy and even hung my queen once (which he didnt see either)
that would be me

>that would be me
And me

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noticed his bishop hanging too, it was -7 at some point
this is why i don't play blitz, it's just a blunderfest

i guess theres a fun behind the tons of blunders since your whole game istn directly ruined by one mistake (and you can make up for it if the enemy is careless too) but I normally go for 5 or 10mins since anything below that seems very stressful

Yeah I played terribly. I usually play 5 minute games.

whats ur lichess elo on 5mins? Mine is 1455 rn

I could give you tender kisses and hold you in a loving embrace

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Do you love me in your country

someone play me
i havent played in like a year so i might be ass
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I only play on Chess.com. It's about 1930 right now.