This film will break us

This film will break us.

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life in plastic, it's fantastic

this film will save a generation of men

kino

honestly looks like late 90s early 2000s camp-kino
will probably be shit though

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Doesn’t Ken have light brown hair ?

Ken is not blond

>i sunbathe

Now that I read this…this is 100% correct
If a Barbie film came out in the late 90s it would have been camp kino with “good natured” cynicism instead of just mean spirited cynicism like today (Ex: Josie and the Pussycats movie)

>why is your hair blonde ?
>….I dye

My sides go into orbit every time that I see that picture of Goose dressed as Ken, I need to get a framed picture of it to hang on my wall

This has to be in the movie.

THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT IM HOLDING ON

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>characters are wh*te
Oy vey, Barbie needs more diversity

So true... i missed good natured cynicism (like the brady bunch movie or charlies angels)

>barbie film
>written by noah baumbach
>directed by greta gerwig
>starring margot robbie and ryan gosling
>looks like this
this will either be a masterpiece or a trainwreck. no inbetween.

Will they play it straight or fill it with subversion?

The whole point of the Barbie Girl song lyrics is to criticise Barbie tho, so I don’t think it’ll be in the movie lol
>I’m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world

Of course she's white. She's Barbie not Shaneeqa

Jaime Pressly would've been a better cast

black and asian kens are confirmed. they'll spit-roast barbie while white ken jerks off in the corner.

she's like 60 bro

KINO

>This film will break you
ftfy
Regular kinosseurs won't be affected by Greta's latest ironic wank

The irony is that the film will probably be 10x more enjoyable to watch if it’s a complete train wreck

who is this film for?

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