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mad how despite all the makeup, angles, lighting and other trickery you can still tell he's a bloke.
cant fool the human brain when it comes to men and women.

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ktim

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so august is nearly over what did you lads achieve?
i managed to thoroughly embarrass myself by collapsing and passing out at a party
found out that a former friend dislikes me so much didn't even invite me to their 30th (unrelated to the first incident)
got thrown out of a nightclub for trying to kiss a girl i was dancing with
got called a creep by a girl i approached while walking around normally
grim month lads grim grim grim

Not gay but find myself completley and utterly attracted by attractive feminine men and would most likely find myself unable to say no if one was to flirt with me
Luckily as I said I'm not gay and won't have to ever worry about it ha ha

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Somali niggas be like

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Country these days is full of fat people, psychos, wogs, illegal immigrants, sodomites, NPCs, alcoholics, drug mongs, effeminate men, communists, incels, socially awkward cretins, "depressed" people, and boomers.

Am I the only fucking sane person left? Cause it fucking feels like it!

how old are you lad, if you don't mind me asking?

don't know why we didn't just leave Hitler to his own devices and let the Germans and Soviets kill each other

finished uni 2 months ago and can see my future slipping away by doing nothing but working 25 hours a week

Do you think Queen Elisabeth is worried about inflation and gas prices?

Why did Andrew Tate get banned from all social media?

31 why?

there is a kid legit CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR at the kfc im at
seriously how do people tolerate these things

no
we pay everything for her

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thoughts lads? need to take the next de-bugman step and kick out spotifyberg for good

yeah that's grim

stop right now we arn't discussing him anymore

Why are you eating at KFC? It's fried in Sneed oil

Her face is on the money

being "misogynstic"
ie some women didn't like what they were saying and weak desperate men rallied around their cause, eventually getting him banned

desu except the passing out at the party dont think it's that bad others are just confusing especially the party one
think it's absurd that if i walk past a girl on the semi busy street during the day and say hello that warrants being called a creep lol

managed to dodge 3 job centre appointments by faking illness

i want to cum on her back

also human trafficking or rape or some lefty nonsense

Did the man refuse to have basic life skills

No one has actually said why inflation is high.
It can't be Ukraine because Inflation never massively increased in the Balkan wars or Middle Eastern ones.
It can't be immigrants because the Euro never inflated during the refugee crisis.
So what is it?

the ones I think are the most grim are getting thrown out of the nightclub and being called a creep. I feel like there's another side to both of these stories which may not paint you in a very good light.

mad how my parentbergs have no qualms about saying the literal n word in meta contexts

*shakes you awake*
UHMM LAD? WE GOT OURSELVES A PROBLEM OVER HERE
TWO /BRITS/ JANNY IS GOING TO FLIP HIS FUCKING LID!

Basado

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gotta make him earn his wage

wasn't expecting that

toilberg doesnt even need me but for reason won't get rid of me. feel less than useless

So grim

grinding with a girl turn her around move into kiss her she suddenly pulls away - i guess a bouncer saw just this - and comes over and says it's time for you to go lol
other one it's like 4pm walking around residential streets i say hello as we cross each others path she looks at me like "wtf" and i say can i take you out tonight and she says go away creep lol

what were you expecting

howling

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aha funny sneed meme

pls pls pls pls pls be trans oh for the love of god pls be trans god I need trans sexo pls pls pls

that joaquin phoenix mate

more like wackin penis

>as we cross each others path she looks at me like "wtf" and i say can i take you out tonight and she says go away creep lol

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ktim

Just ate a cabbage and some Carrots for lunch (I'm vegan)

thoughts?

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ah fuck sakes made a ftm cry because I thought she was a cute tomboy

Want him to crush me bollocks with his chin

>i say can i take you out tonight and she says go away creep lol

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are rosie

Less of a drooling ignoramus than 20th century new world historians would like us to think he was

is it fuck, it's Jessica Biel, would recognise that sexy back anywhere

dont think it's particularly funny desu

Everyone laugh at the rapist

Jessica Bielicking my sack

I found it funny and so did the Bradley poster

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Why would you ask her out if she looked at you weirdly?

looks like andrea botez

lol

well that was after i had engaged not gona stop when i'm already there if she gave me a sour looked as we were walking that's fair enough but we had already started interacting so i might as well say my piece at that point

>15 years ago

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SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH BIEL SEX SEX WITH BIEL SEX SEX SEX SEO SEXO ESEXO SEXO SEXO SEXXXXX SEXO I WANT TO SUCK HER TOES SEXO

>I say hey would you want to go out for a drink next week say tuesday she says thanks for the offer I actually have a boyfriend at the moment though so I'll have to turn you down but see you next weekend at Jenny's housewarming

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>the Bradley poster
>the
>poster (singular noun)

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must be weird being a zoomer and having an internet archive of shit that happened when you were born
i can't find jack shit from the 90s, might as well be a different dimension

dont have a foot fetish but she does have very tickleable soles

andrea botox

Genuinely hope you die a slow and painful death

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Post more rejection stories please I'm dying tn

Where's Dr. Mihai M.D.?

howling at how autistic you are
you don't even know her name yet
ask for her snapchat or phone number
casually text her later asking to go out to the club or something

meet her, drink with her, pull her. go on a date. there you go, a bird gained.

Do i really need to spell this out for you? Deary me.

Bit mean

mad how it's normal to just leer at thirdie women since that's how thirdie men treat them
no song or dance about wooing them with respect you can just sexually harass them

got a million rejection stories just like any normal guy
almost all of them are a variant of
"no sorry
"i'm busy"
"i have a boyfriend"

in a pool of vomit in his bathroom

Sitting on my arse dossing about

for me it's "sorry, you're really lovely but I'm very mentally ill and I think you deserve a lot better"

ahh yeah bro there we are in person and let me get your number and try and arrange something at some arbitrary point in the future or how about we are here i ask you out right now you can take it or leave it

>you can just sexually harass them
hey quit stealing my moves

got a huge throbbing cock that needs seeing to