What's the worst Star Wars movie?

Empire Strikes Back took Star Wars to simultaneously unnecessarily dark places (not a fan of the Vader parentage reveal) and in a more immature direction with Yoda. People complain about Jar Jar but I feel about the same about 40+ minutes of scenes with a frog puppet.
Empire set the tone for the rest of the series and is responsible for every bad Star Wars film after that.

>immature direction with Yoda
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7 because it’s so flagrantly unoriginal.

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You mean movies. I can see 7 of the worst

I don't like return of the jedi

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In an alternate universe we had the following shows.

>STAR WARS: THE CRIMSON CORSAIR
>Follows the adventures of the swinging kaleeshi space buccaneer from the force awakens, as he treads a fine line between accepting jobs between the first order and the resistance.

>STAR WARS: CANTO BIGHT
>the codebreaker of last jedi fame gets his time to shine, as he navigates the quagmire of intrigue and gambling in the city of the galaxy's most richest people

>STAR WARS: THE KNIGHTS OF REN
>set shortly after the events that led to ben solo assuming the cowl of kylo ren, we see the heir of vader learn how to lead as he contends with seven mysterious force users, each with a backstory more darker than the next.

>STAR WARS: GINA CARRANO
>12 five hour episodes of me wedged between Gina carrano's tits. Kathleen kennedy shines my pajeet balls.

>STAR WARS: MUHAMMAD
>Follows the life of the one true prophet of allah.

>STAR WARS: SNOKE
>He has been called by many names. The master. The sith. Darth plagueis. Supreme commander. But now he rules as Snoke. Follow him as he builds a new empire out of the ashes of the former one, and as he reminisces on all the former apprentices he trained to fulfill the destiny of the sith.

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Rise by far.

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2, the others aren't star wars so not listed but if they were they would be below all these

TFA is the worst, because it did nothing but waste the OT characters and write the next movie into a corner. I haven’t even seen Episode 9, but anything JJ Abrams touches is dogshit.

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I think the last jedi is easily the worst and most hateable even though it tried to be the most ambitious of the sequels. It just falls flat on its face through execution on every level.

In the original Star Wars the most outlandish aliens we see are in the cantina. They’re all vaguely threatening, which fits with the spaghetti western style scene. There’s the Jawas which, even though child-sized and a little funny, also have a threatening aspect with their hoods and glowing yellow eyes. They shoot R2 and capture and sell both R2 and 3P0.
Chewbacca is tall and physically imposing and its alluded to his ability to rip peoples arms off.
Everything in the original Star Wars sells you on a believable alien world, with all the fun and danger of the real world.

Yoda on the other hand is a muppet created by Jim Henson. It’s good effects work and creature design, but to me it’s the first major step towards things like Ewoks or Jar Jar, or the “Greedo shot first” way of treating the audience.
It’s a cute silly puppet for children, and it was arguably a mistake.

4 > 3 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 2 > dog excrement > 8 > 7

I never bothered with 9, but I assume it was just as bad as the other two sequels.

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