shitbutt edition
/brit/
I want to learn to swear like a miner from north England
Recommend a book for that
brits are the new beaners
mexicans lost the title
ok, so you're a janny, that don't impress me much
Harry Potter and the Thatcher Dominion
>be australian
>get fucked by abos
>be australian
>get fucked at gallipoli
>be australian
>get fucked by emus
>be australian
>get fucked in vietnamn
you've got to stop holding back guys, you're the best genetics and tallest people in the world ffs
Mexicans are called corners round my part
As a matter of fact, I have a boulder which says "Margaret Thatcher's Square"
Might post a pic later
The nice parts of New England are whiter than any part of England
Ahhhh fuck me in the ass. Reached down to pick up my 24 oz malt liquor can and I forgot it was the freshly opened one and not the almost empty one. My grip was wimpy and I spilled it everywhere. I'm crying because I desperately need to get more drunky tonight and everywhere is closed
how when theres more browns in your country than people here
it just doesnt make sense
*fucks you in the ass*
Funny how there are ugly people and attractive people but I've never seen an ugly animal
what's a good book about the history of scotland
> Australians dying while defending england makes me happy!
> *said from my dimly phone lit basement*
sad state of the English
3x more darkies than we have people
They’re concentrated in certain areas, places like Kittery ME or Portsmouth NH you can easily lose a game of “spot the darkie”
>your country
I’m British just on holiday
toilfreaks are waking up now
You some sort of bestiality furry fucker? Good lord
Nah I'm playing, animals are the best and the cutest
>fuck me in the ass
*unzips*
i would have answered but you're a redditjak posting faggot retard
>im british just on holiday
you're not you're a fat ugly brown mutt with horrible teeth
James Acaster seems like such an unfunny unlikeable twat
Even his face and voice and just twattish and slappable
I'm dyslexic and very much appreciate large spacing. Reddit spacing still peeves men tho because I'm a cool guy
>fat
Yes
>ugly
Yes
>brown
No
>horrible teeth
Yes
hey guys im an american just in england on holiday god am i brown compared to everyone else
this is the level of american posting
refugee brain
Watched one of his specials and it was alright but in a “I’m only watching this bender because the gf finds him funny but I guess I could be doing something worse” kind of way