oh what became of the likely lads
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Joseph Lee
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Kevin Myers
>SHITTY
>CHELSHIT
Elijah Cooper
*shits myself*
Isaac Gomez
Had the lads round for a vidya sesh last night and had eight pints. Still feel fucking rough. Sick of being an alcy cunt desu
Luis Bailey
*hands you a can of sproke*
*sits down next to you and starts talking about thrembo despite sensing your clear aversion to my schizo vibes*
Chase Murphy
Thrembo is not real though.
Lucas Harris
Brayden Collins
How do I lose weight?
I am bulimic, which may or may not be relevant
Jaxon Wright
corr ronia couch would be an 8/10 if not for her westcountrh accent
Juan Rogers
>changed water into wine (John 2:1-11)
>The great haul of fishes (Luke 5:1-11)
>cast out an unclean spirit (Mark 1:23-28)
>stilled the storm (Matthew 8:23-27)
>cured two demoniacs (Matthew 8:28-34)
>cured the paralytic (Matthew 9:1-8)
>opened the eyes of two blind men (Matthew 9:27-31)
>restored a withered hand (Matthew 12:10-13)
>fed at least five thousand people (Matthew 14:15-21)
>walked on water (Matthew 14:22-33)
>cured a deaf and mute man (Mark 7:31-37)
>cured a man of dropsy (Luke 14:1-4)
>cleansed ten lepers (Luke 17:11-19)
>raised Lazarus from the dead (John 11:1-46)
>caused the fig tree to wither (Matthew 21:18-22)
>rose from the dead (Luke 24:5-6)
>second great haul of fishes (John 21:1-14)
Connor Perry
Did anyone ever actually get £250 for sending a VHS tape to You've Been Framed?
Landon Morris
just like the GOP in the US, the entire Tory ideological ethos boils down to defunding public services to the point where they stop functioning well and can therefore be used as an example of why they should be privatized
Henry Morales
More of a prophet of middle Asian test cricket nowadays but I did happen to catch Chelsea-Leeds at the pub
What did I think?
Landon Perry
What even is being bulimic? I know you lot throw up or something. Is that something you can't control, like a physical unavoidable urge to vomit? Or is it one of those fake "mental illness" things where you throw up for attention?
Juan Hernandez
Proof?
Andrew Campbell
I binge eat and make myself sick to compensate for overeating because I don't want to gain weight
Caleb Myers
would batter any of you in the marketplace of ideas
Ethan Ross
Absolutely mental the amount of pure fucking shit this man talks. He's like a woman.
Nolan Jenkins
Brandon Peterson
Ahhh right so it's one of them. Here's a mental idea, right? Eat less and/or maybe do some exercise? Or let me guess you are probably a skinny rake with delusions that you are fat even though likely you need to gain weight.
Sort it out. Stop being mentally ill. You get one life.
Isaac Hughes
why do you get a dry mouth when hungover, its the worst
Jaxson Lewis
Yes but the vast majority of clips were likely just found by the program and so I doubt the people in them saw a penny or even knew they were on tv.
Oliver Ramirez
go on have another drink friendo
Thomas Miller
Alcohol is extremely dehydrating. Drink water while and after you drink alcohol. Never go to bed after drinking without having at least a pint or two of water first.
Jose Barnes
>Sort it out. Stop being mentally ill. You get one life.
Connor Scott
Very VERY excited to see which of the two plausible teams will buy the league this year
Connor Gonzalez
*growls at you*
Jayden Reed
>Over five months, 13,500 people claimed to have witnessed large, silent, low-flying black triangles, and around 2,600 of them filed written statements.
Jose White
poofter take
when I'm on the beers there's not a chance I'll switch to water and by the time I get home I'm barely conscious (as is correct and proper)
Owen Morris
Germany rules out extending the life span of its 3 remaining nuclear plants as a gas crisis looms
Justin Ortiz
going straight-edge lads
sick of drinking, sick of smoking, sick of wanking
cleaning myself up
might start going to church, going to start reading more, going to hit the gym
been taking the piss far too long, me
Hudson Perry
>church
grim
Brody Russell
>poofter take
>when I'm on the beers there's not a chance I'll switch to water and by the time I get home I'm barely conscious (as is correct and proper)
Henry Taylor
my only vices are drinking and cheating on the gf
I'm a good boy besides that
Thomas Gonzalez
Carter Gutierrez
I mean he was falling down for a while now, but still funny to see he got even worse.
Luke Richardson
gorgeous furbaby
Christopher Smith
Make £19 an hour, concerned that minimum wage is creeping up to double digits.
Logan Parker
Nah I’m all ideas. Check this out:
Edible beer bottles that can’t be distinguished from inedible bottles.
An autoinjector that connects with your phone and smartwatch. If it detects elevated stress levels it injects you with heroin.
A game show where the company buys a graveyard and whoever defiles corpses in the most comical way wins.
Baby dolls with real human organs so that you can tell if it would be dead and punish your children for letting their doll die.
Messenger bats. Because the modern world is connected 24/7, you can’t run a network on daytime birds.
Smokeable hemp clothes so that when people get trapped in a burning building its less unbearable.
A church where you worship me.
Ryder Sullivan
Gf is watching Emily in Paris and now all I can think of is Lilly Collins whenever we shag. She's literally perfect.
Jack Powell
Yeah but don't you feel like complete shite the next day? If you can do something to reduce a hangover it's stupid not to.
Adam Rogers
time for a classic
>you: cracking open a cold one with the boys
>me, a vampire: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
Noah Lee
>On November 14, 2004, the USS Princeton,part of the USS Nimitz carrier strike group, noted an unknown craft on radar 100 miles off the coast of San Diego. For two weeks, the crew had been tracking objects that appeared at 80,000 feet and then plummeted to hover right above the Pacific Ocean.
>When two FA-18F fighter jets from the aircraft carrierUSS Nimitz arrived in the area, they first saw what appeared to be churning water, with a shadow of an oval shape underneath the surface. Then, in a few moments, a white Tic Tac-shaped object appeared above the water.It had no visible markings to indicate an engine, wings or windows, and infrared monitors didn't reveal any exhaust. Black Aces Commander David Fravor and Lt. Commander Jim Slaight of Strike Fighter Squadron 41 attempted to intercept the craft, but it accelerated away, reappearing on radar 60 miles away. It moved three times the speed of sound and more than twice the speed of the fighter jets.