It's actually impossible to be a virgin in the UK

It's actually impossible to be a virgin in the UK.

>Age of consent 16, they let you buy alcohol at the store, get into clubs, pubs, etc. at 16
>Drinking age of 18 so even if they card you don't have to be 21
>Huge party culture, people in clubs just let you come up and talk to them, girls grinding, etc.
>Public transport so you can get wasted at 16 and just take a train home
>The girls are all extremely casual about sex and very forward, if you say you want to fuck and they like you they'll just do it, no games, they accept sexual flattery and don't get mad about it, more feminine and fashionable
>everyone does coke - people on the streets just ask you for coke, they do it openly, at work, people drink every night after work, etc.
>people are very outgoing, literally everyone is a normie in the UK
>The girls don't even look bad in the big cities, London has attractive women and they don't have high standards
>Sex/drugs/drinking is very relaxed and people don't get all prudish about it - everyone does it, you can drink in public, in parks, etc.
>People are friendly and everyone is really polite and humble, no stuck up stacies
>Tons of music scenes, parties, etc. going on all the time easily accessible with public transport
>People literally have sex in clubs and in broad daylight there in the park
>Women are okay with dating older guys, and are generally just more accepting of men in general, just be somewhat nice and they'll fuck you

It's just impossible, everything is set up so you have tons to do and the culture is very laid back regarding sex. There is no puritanical stigma there. You never hear about incels in the UK, they don't fucking exist. The girls just fuck everyone. UK girls are very nice people but they are slags.

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>You never hear about incels in the UK, they don't fucking exist
they exist but they keep to themselves and don't sperg out on everyone

its always funny to see americans talk about drinking before you are 20 or public transport like its something unusual

>everyone does coke - people on the streets just ask you for coke, they do it openly, at work, people drink every night after work, etc.
kek didn't believe this one until a couple of weeks ago, was coming back from spoons with the lads and we got offered coke by some dodgy lithuanian guys

Yanks really do make the worst posts

That's just like in here and yet I'm a KHV

because you don't have guns

no we're the unusual ones. it is normal. we should still have an 18 drinking age. this country blows. no fun allowed.

unironically true

>tfw gay virgin

>they let you buy alcohol at the store, get into clubs, pubs, etc. at 16
No that's illegal

old men fuck 16 year olds in alleyways there

Only men of swarthy complexion do such things.

not true
tons of grooming chip shops also, not just pakis do it, the white dudes just get away with it because of classism

>The girls are all extremely casual about sex and very forward, if you say you want to fuck and they like you they'll just do it, no games, they accept sexual flattery and don't get mad about it, more feminine and fashionable
This is the part where I knew you haven't been to the UK
t. Bong

how is it not true? i mean some of the girls are probably sexually withdrawn, like the classier ones but yeah idk

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dunno how sex in britian is but whenever british teenagers come over here girls think their accent is cute, and since they don't have cars they ask for rides to buy alcohol. This usually ends with coitus even if it's just pity sex for not being able to buy alcohol

Yeah american chicks love bong dudes. i dont think the british girls like them all that much though they always want foreingers. i persoinally think english chicks are cute and friendly, they seem pretty easy to get with in my experience on discord.

>Let me tell you how the UK is
>in London...

25% of the UK lives in london metro

it's true for working class lasses at least