/brit/

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

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london?

>monkeypox spreading all around the world specifically because of men anal fucking each other
>"WOW THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO DECRIMINALISE MEN ANAL FUCKING EACH OTHER"

What's wrong with them?

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>comme des garcons tshirt
ah yes a would love to buy a £200 tshirt please

state of you. globalised cultureless miserable prick

Damn I wish I had a wholesome family like this

Cute tranny.

i physically crease irl when i read the word "snog" in context of sex

Thats an unusual way to revive your sex life.

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oh piss off posting your troons

The Texan proto-gf

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someone give me a qrd on universal credit
so i go online and i apply, then what happens
how do they check i'm looking for a job and all that

living actual tribal lives hunting and gathering was probably really low, modern day natives in the the new world have shit lives so probbaly high

what's the most racist town in England?

shagged lads, sucked off lads, rimmed and been rimmed by them but the idea of kissing or being romantic with one simply does not appeal to me

*waits for the glut of hoarded posts that have been saved for the new thread to pass before posting my own hoarded post so it looks more organic and doesn't get ignored by the posters who deliberately ignore hoarded posts*

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>men bum
>men get the pox
>they're marked for life
>easier to shun

simple as

>mendy

would love to shag her in all three holes

did a think

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Anime.

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i masturbate a dozen times a day and just cannot stop

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wherever I am

cheadle
at least it used to be….

dont pretend you people aint talk like that. “oh yeah mate just popped in to the bankey nicked meself a loan so you better have loaded your wagon with petrol right because if I can still here the coppers when you run out im gonna give you a lancashire handjob and feed it to me budgie”

cumbria had BNP councillors i think, probably somewhere like Workington that is shit and grim

Law or no law. It dosnt matter, people of all gender will still happily fuck each other in the ass. However, maybe it will be moved out of the shadows and more people will seek help with medical ass ramming issues.

"workington" just sounds like a town-sized working men's club

sounds like you could be entitled to wankers benefit, though you will not get the severe masturbation allowance component if your application is made after april 2018

can give it to normal people through their pox sores

For the LAST TIME /brit/, a white boy who buss it down (sexual style) is NOT NECESSARILY considered GOATed with the sauce but MOST are.

>Mendy

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> mum found out the job I was pretending to do last month was all fake and I was just going outside doing something else
> I might probably get kicked out of the house, she's really capable to do that (it's been few years she's talking about that), I don't want to think about what would happen next
> during confrontation, I take my smartphone, headset and charger then lock myself in the bathroom before she realizes what I was doing
> sit in a corner of the bathroom while my mum is still yelling at me and hitting the door
> started downloading the other old angry birds such as season, rio, space etc...
> every 3 or 4 hours my mum get back behind the door and ask me to get out, sometimes mad, sometimes more calm, but I don't care, I don't even known what she's saying, it's like my brain has activated a special sound filter, and the sound of the birds launching and buildings falling cover her voice anyway
>Last hour she turned off the electricity of the bathroom, meaning my smartphone will loose battery, power-save mode won't be enough, I won't be able to play Angry Birds anymore

youre thinking of workingmensclubton

you'll never get it, it's hard to understand how insufferable /shit/ posters sound if you aren't from here

i'm definitely racister than you mate

How the fuck are boomers still alive like holy shit fucking cockroaches they just won't die . Even COVID didn't finish them off

I was raised Catholic and maintained a serious, personal beliefs in God until the new atheism wave, Hitchens Harris Dawkins est. It all seemed inevitable, we only needed to logic away the religious, and all would be well. It helped that most of the 'debates' between atheists and theists was one sided and against generally foolish individuals.

Now as an older person, having lived through several personal tragedies, as well as seeing the secular driven degeneracy in society, which seemed to inherently thumb it's nose at every religious ideal, however valid or sound, I've hoped to return to my youthful beliefs, yet I can't.

Christianity had a very decent set of principles to underpin a functional society, and it's influence has undoubtedly shaped our world for the greater good, yet despite my best efforts, I cannot believe in a God.

I NEED A WEEB VIDYA SMELLY UNKEMPT MESSY ROOM NEET GF AND I NEED IT NOW.

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I'm gay

yeah it's called sovl
yanks would never understand

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>mumberg determined, just absolutely determined to use almond flour for everything all of the sudden
>everything she makes that i used to love now tastes like shit

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...

NHS said it does not cover cock scab treatment

Average monkey pox haver

get a job

Shut the fuck up zoomoid.

properly and i mean PROPERLY cringed at this. take it to fucking r9k or Any Forums or whatever shithole

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>chelshit

Damn thats crazy hope you get help g

you’re like 22 2016mong shut your trap lmao ‘as an older person’

how old are you? dare i ask?

depressing post

Y-you too

for me it is conventionally attractive young women

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22

>CHELSHIT

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state of chelsea

>2016mong is a fenian
explains everything

youtube.com/watch?v=l2SvS9JCO2g

Any other sigma empath man in?

for me it's not posting the same 3 webms 20 times

Watching the Pokemon World Championships

fuckup, get taste, take the cock out of your mouth

Proof

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why are leeds so good now

are they fans of pajeet films?

>:(

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Wanking to the Pokemon World Championships

'

Could never be me

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Pretty much all indigenous peoples nowadays have far higher suicide rates than the population at large. There's lots of factors at play, but in my view it's probably a combination of having your entire identity and way of life taken away from you in just a few generations, mixed with the new welfare programs that lock them into doing nothing with their lives except drink and take drugs. Read up on it quite a bit at university.

Not sure what the historical rates were though, I'd guess much lower but I don't know that for sure.

Well, /brit/?

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Mendy has a new contract coming up

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Should have walked past looking forward with the phone pointed at her behind and pressed the button at right moment. Complete donut.

put my own poo up my arse

The power of being coached by a Yank

You will note that I load the page first to proactively refute any accusations of HTML-editing.

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Miss going to clubs
Miss seeing lots of young single women out in short dresses looking to get a bit drunk and have a good time

Just seen a man who must be 40 walking round in a pikachu hoody

MOOOOOOM IM ON TV

Burnley

>2022
>Trusting a black goalkeeper

Do managers ever learn? Nelson Dida was a one off

cute

taking a finasteride

I know you already know it yourself but you need to sort it out mate. Get an actual job before you get thrown out. I have similar experience as you and it's not a fun way to live.

Dua Lipa
>Far right ethnonationalist irredentist nazi when it comes to Albania
>Left wing pro-Corbyn commie when it comes to the UK

why are muslim diaspora like this?

Literally all immigrants from Muslim countries are like that.

mad how transgender dilation is just an advanced form of penile sounding

>hi i'm here for the job interview

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in 2018 when i was on i had a meeting every 2 weeks and had to log job applications on an online portal

I'll go to church every day God just give me this.

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Don't know who or what a Dua Lipa is and I don't care

Dua Lipa
>dua means 2
>lipa means lips

2 sets of lips: mouth lips and vagina lips

did this a couple weeks ago
had a dance with a couple of slags but left it there because I have a gf

ever fingered a slag in a club?

Corbyn is the closest thing you’ll ever have to national socialism

congratulations but I’m just gonna be crawling out of your walls at night and eating your hair more often

here is your hustle and bustle bro

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cba with universal credit
shan't be attending meetings

based

FUCKING STOP RAINING FOR 5 MINUTES YOU FUCKING CUNT

Ratlike existence.

when i was in my late teens i did something very runty like this.
couldn't imagine behaving this way in my 20s though

Sounds like good harmless fun

It's possible but I don't think so, can't remember doing so anyway
Mostly just a bit of light groping while kissing to escalate things

anyone else walk their cat on a lead?

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What the fuck is up with these new Natwest adverts where literally 100% of the ad is blacks and browns. Have they just given up even putting token white people into adverts anymore?

don’t even walk my dog on a leash.

contemplating how latitude affects climate

Pot Noodle Pitta: On the Agenda

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my cat isn't allowed outdoors because she's very ill

In South Korea, the heyday is called the 'Leeds era'. It has become an idiom here.

I'm a Chelsea fan but he deserved that for trying to be fancy

>only just now noticing the race distribution in adverts and telly programs in general

mate...

the george floyd sex arse ringpiece is too damaged, it needs a whole need anus insert ffs. rip off merchants.

Corrrr would scran that

NEED to see her destroyed by black cock

no I just open the front door and he scampers off to cause mayhem

shiiiieeet tesco close in an hour

This winter will be facking KINO:

Inflation
Recesion
Riots
Lockdowns
Blackouts
No food

Well happy with the bargain I just copped

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Scrantastic Four

(the pita looks like the Fantastic 4 logo)

Grim

elliot rodger wrote about this exact scenario lel

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Smart guy. With spikes on his head the pigs have to make a concession at the metal detector in the prison and lead him around it. He could make a fortune in ramens by stuffing his ass with as many shivs as he can.

used to when younger however catberg now hates the lead

Yeah but for many years the meme was that every ad had an interracial couple. There'd still be white people. The past couple years though I've noticed they've stopped even doing that, now there's increasing numbers of ads that are just entirely black/brown, not even directed to whites at all.