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just found someone elses poo in my pants

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*mogs every breakfast cereal*

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ohmygoooohd the dailymaiiiiiil

toll status: paid in full

she wants to pulverise my testes with a mallet

willy just got 'ard

From experience I’ve actually found that prettier women have better personalities, guess it’s because they’ve been socializing forever whereas all the ugly bookworm girls are boring as fuck and have no real hobbies or interests other than the most generic pop culture and studying. Holy fuck it’s boring

you've got a poo in your pants pants pants
you've got a poo in your pants pants pants

youtube.com/watch?v=1dF2ZLq7oBk

i would have saved her

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for me it's nutri grain. the best cereal

>bunch of bookmarked threads from Any Forums because i was posting there
>have grindr installed on my phone
>some twink is mad because I arranged to meet him but fell asleep instead
>all this happened while I was drunk last night

think I might be gay

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mad how the ghost of kyiv was a black woman so the media stopped talking about it

Newcuelar

>sugary shite

for me it's Weetabix ("weetbix" to you). Helps me poo.

forgot about this lad's videos fuark it's been years

breakfast cereal is the quintessential runt slop

Newkewlurr

t. gay but lazy

fuck off bender

rorke getting arrested for cooking an illegally-hunted boar for breakfast over an illegal-campfire at an illegal campsite all to fuel his tradLARP

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Relative to OG Seventh Day Adventist Weet-Bix, weetabix is sugary shite

>t. gay but lazy
no laziness, I just have moral qualms about being gay that go out the window when I'm drunk, lonely and horny.
No.

Tried making a French omelette but fucked it up so ended up with some tasty scrambled eggs instead

Do enjoy me some nutri grain. Good lad.

Mum used to make me weetbix by sprinkling a bit of sugar on them softening it with a bit of boiling water then finishing off with milk. According to the gf that's a bit weird.

don't let your mouth write cheques that your ass can't cash

she deserved it tbqh

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>boar
>illegally hunted
goldurn mane dang ol invasive species cullin man godda get out there man get ‘em outta there man tearin up forests n all that man dang ol pigs man

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does britain even have boars?

the lads

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shut up boomhauer

catberg digging in for a poo

>by sprinkling a bit of sugar on them

There's a way to make Weetabix taste sweet without adding anything besides milk. Basically you add the right amount of milk and mush the bricks into a paste of sorts then eat that. Too little milk and it's very dry and paste-like. Too much milk and it's too watery and you get no sweetness. It's a delicate process.

why even bother with breakfast? just let your fat stores give you energy instead

yes but they're more or less only found in the forest of arden

leftypol going vegan and having a seizure from malnutrition

off to bed

>Weetabix
Alri giuseppe

im a vegan rorke actually

not possible

My two favourite albums are Can-Future Days and Pavement-Slanted and Enchanted

youtube.com/watch?v=KAovZ4THSiM

sorry to burst your bubble

went out and forgot to turn the oven off lads

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screaming at joshua's speech after he lost fucking hell that was bad. reckon the white race is safe for now

both overrrated

Hi, new to Any Forums. The name's Poleaboo.

unironically hope that in light of that woman dying, russia pulls no punches and just utterly glasses the reddit country that is ukraine

WRONG

excuse me I'm the resident right-wing /brit/ vegan

why do we keep winning???

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generally the 3 hours between a skipped-breakfast and the next non-skipped meal, lunch, isn't going to put your body into a state where it begins burning fat

the exception would be if you have a deliberately small eating window which would have you eating lunch then a few hours later eating dinner then eating nothing again until the following day's lunch

Alri Putin shill, on your bike

I feel like /brit/ food is always either overly sweet or overly salty, and there's no layer, texture, body, umami or freshness in between. No?

got a fresh batch of asian gfs which one do you want?

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oh

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enjoy your energy bill this october lol

yeh? what are your stats then?
ive been posting since /brit/s inception. been vegan for 4.5 years.
can you beat that motherfucker?

YOU didn't do anything, fat boy

For me, it's Nuts and Bolts

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if you stop eating at say 6:30PM one day, skip breakfast the next day, and eat your lunch at 1:00, that's 19 hours of fasting. enough time to dip into fat stores and reap some minor benefits of autophagy

feel like shit

i actually feel sorry for him. I think hearn has really made a mug out of him

>working six days out of the next fourteen
blessed

both of these sound disgusting wtf

Not your picrel but my picrel thx

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>russia pulls no punches
love this "russia needs to take the gloves off" meme, as if they haven't been going full force since day one

>working
lel

*KOs you*

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>i can't afford to heat my house but at least putler is getting btfo!!!

Hitler wasn't vegan he had a sicky tummy
Dude basically lived on beef broth and boiled eggs

yeah I actually posted the first /brit/ and been vegan from birth

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Can say that this is true

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just sneezed and a cockroach flew out of my nose and scurried away

that's essentially what I said

most norms are incapable of this though; they love "snacking". It would be a rare norm who does it deliberately and by accident.