Can turtles even eat pizza? I thought they are bugs and stuff.
Can turtles even eat pizza? I thought they are bugs and stuff
Jose Sanchez
Xavier Long
these are teenagers
Connor Bailey
they cannot but sometimes in movies or television shows the staff chooses to change reality and play god
Jaxson Foster
Did you forget the mutant part?
Eli Baker
turtles are reptiles, not bugs
Cameron Foster
bugs are inherently made of pizza.
Ryan Bell
What does turtles eat anyway? Wasnt just lettuce?
Logan Flores
if they can choke on each others cocks all night long they can prolly digest pizza as well its not roket science
Connor Martin
reptiles are factually bugs or at least water buglike creatures
i know some bugs can fly so its not the exact same but at the same time fish swim so its kind of the same thing
reptiles are considered the bugs of the animal kingdom
snakes are lizards without legs so they dont count
Gabriel Clark
Why the hell would they do that?
Aren't they telling a story? It wouldn't make sense if they go changing things.
Liam Nguyen
turtles eat pretty much whatever they can, the're omnivores
bugs, worms, snails, fruit, veggies, shrooms etc
they'd 100% munch on pizza
Owen Morgan
this is legitimately an all around good film I love it
Leo Watson
everybody likes pizza
Jaxson Phillips
all the bread and salt probably isn't good for a turtle, but neither is mutagenic ooze so what do I know
Dylan Scott
test
Mason Parker
Tortoise>turtle
Gabriel Foster
I'm lactose intolerant and think pizza is garbage food made by Satan
Ryan Edwards
Why did Donatello have a "dust machine" and why did he need Leonardo to "lead" it?
James Morgan
it was made by italians actually
Elijah Nelson
what is TMNT a metaphor of?
niggers?
nigers with aids?
Evan Price
He implied sentient beings not soulless trash like you. Sorry I haven't eaten in like 45 minutes and I'm feeling cranky.
Zachary Garcia
teenagers going through puberty you idiot
Connor Gray
I think that mutant ninjas who like pizza are cool. Maybe.
Elijah Rogers
N words don't count when he says "everyone".
William Sullivan
this post is a metaphor for this country's failure at treating mental health
Ryder Torres
You can munch on deez nuts, fatty
Cameron Richardson
they're mutants that live in the sewers and they fight bad guys, let them eat pizza for god sake let them have that, turtle power.
Brandon Price
thieving masked nigger twats
Isaac Smith
the baby factory
Daniel Taylor
It isn't wise to give turtles pizza because of the melted cheese.
You can give them unmelted cheese, tho.
Leo Howard
i want to watch a gritty realistic tmnt movie. theyre just a pack of niggers with diverse skills, guided by an old blind chinese man that lives in the sewers and friends with some loon crackwhore prostitute that has a "news" blog. shredder is just a bad cop that made the old china guy blind.
Wyatt Richardson
Anyone remember that ninja turtles porn where they eat pizza, fuck and then they murder one of them and cut their dick off? It was on YT for awhile.
Christopher Roberts
have these guys ever had a bad theme song?
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