Why were they so much more mean to Mike Teavee in the remake?
Why were they so much more mean to Mike Teavee in the remake?
Jaxon Cook
Josiah Myers
>named Mike Teevee
>acts more like Any Forums than Any Forums
???
Liam Moore
its what all gamers deserve
Jacob Cook
what was mikes endgame?
Noah Richardson
Oh shit I just realized that's Elliott
Jackson Cooper
I'm all ears
Jaxon Gray
you play videogames on the teevee
Kayden Rogers
the original book character was obsessed with cowboy shows but the 2005 adaptation is kind of a internet/video games nerd
Zachary Moore
Oh my god fucking neck yourself already. What flavor of autism do you have that compels you to make threads vouching for mike teevee so often
Connor Cooper
>In the original movie
"Holy crap, it's a teleporter and a shrink ray and I'm a 10 year old boy, this is literally my dream come true, let me play with it!"
>In the remake
"Wow Wonka is fucking retarded, dude invented a teleporter and didn't even realize it."
Noah Walker
but that would feel like a 100 lb punching bag ramming your midsection- you'd vomit and pass out instead of cooming.
Joseph Hall
I actually like the 2005 version of him more, Wonka being constantly pissed by the fact that Mike outsmarted him in the ticket thing was funny
Kayden Kelly
IMO the most dindu nuffin kid was Violet.
She wasn't mean, greedy, or violent- she just liked to chew gum.
Full stop, that's her singular sin, she didn't even stick it under tables or anything gross like that.
Levi Gutierrez
They were so cruel to him in the remake though
Landon Hughes
He is reminiscent of Any Forums
Isaac Robinson
Gum is annoying and bad manners
Owen Ward
Well he got a hell of a lot more handsome
Carter Peterson
its a joke
Ryan Murphy
>Gets smacked across the room by a Oompa Loompa's hand
>Is launched into the air via drums
>Has a fucking guitar slammed on top of him
>Is blasted with high pressure water
>Has an Oompa Loompa attempt to stab him to death
>Is punched across the room by a plastic toy
>Is dropped onto hot pan and tossed up and down
>Is squished under a folder.
Not a very good joke
Anthony Thompson
Yeah they must have aged him up or something because the remake of charlie and chocolate factory was something like 2003
Blake Anderson
I always felt Mike's father was the more reasonable and decent one compared to the other ones. His only crime is being unable to control his shithead son (even tho he himself tried to stop him back in the chocolate river, when Mike started to break stuff).
Bentley Flores
is tom and jerry animal abuse? its probably just a joke about violence and tv you know cause hes mike tv
Jackson Rivera
>is tom and jerry animal abuse?
If they were real animals? Yes.