Get in the pod yankoid

Reminder that socially isolating vidya are the reason, leftie yuropeen

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nothing that doesnt already happen

Americans gladly pay the price of these shootings.

what a waste of money.

Moroccan moment

do americans really think like this

America is a completely failed society but I'd rather live here than europe.

Why don't Americans just do this to stop school shooters?

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cuz' private schools have no safety pods and your kids can shoot other kids up?

yes

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>be me, Laneeshra, a 9 yo middle schooler
>hear loud bangs in the hallway
>damn, it's the weekly shooting
>sigh and go get my bulletproof shield, my peers are already lracticing with their throwing cans
>the bangs get louder, I look solemnly into to eyes of each of my fellow student, every one a scarred veteran of dozen of incidents like this
>as the little ones scurry in their bunker, me and my brothers and sisters in arms form a tetsudo, drilled into us so that we could form one in pitch blackness now
>the teacher and the weak are locking the door now, the perp is banging our class door
>I fidget my assault tuna can. Bonite. Reminds me of the ocean. I wonder if I will ever see it
>the exploding lock wakes me from my reverie
>a grinning lunatic in a joker makeup enters the class
>he's not much older than me, I wonder if we could have been friends
>the bullets hit my shield, Abcde next to me starts to scream as bullets tear into her leg
>I feel a tingle of proudness for her as she manages to keep up with the formation
>Msr. Jackson, our dance teacher and drillmaster start to give orders
>"OOSHU! FIRST RANK, THROW! SECOND RANK, PREPARE!"
>I expertly throw the tuna can at his weapon, the first volley is enough to daze him and the second volley knocks him out
>we seize his guns and call for the sheriff and tend to our wounds
>Abcde is bleeding out, but somehow makes it into the nurses office
>dozens of dead and dying, but somehow Mr. Jhones manages to staunch the bleeding
>I myslef was only grazed by the bullets, another scar, nothing more.
>our class had no fatalities this time
>today was a good day

hopefully she is white (BBC)

Damn they tricked them into thinking they were fellow Walmart employees!

lol

>entire class is locked in
>fat kid farts

>America 1930
>Anyone can go into a store and buy a submachine gun if they have the cash
>No background checks
>No school shootings
ffw
>America today
>Full auto illegal
>Many states have magazine restrictions
>Must be 21 to buy "assault weapons"
>Universal background checks
>Many states have waiting periods
>Have to show ID to buy ammo
>School shootings normal and accepted
Clearly the problem isn't gun control.

you wish you were that girl, dont you

>Imagine the children’s smel…..
>American kids

no thanks

>vortigaunts stopping the gman from kidnapping freeman

there were mass shootings in the 40s and 50s

No, I wish I was the African American and you were girl(female).

Ted Cruz somewhat makes sense.

Nobody is saying mass shootings is exclusively a result of gun ownership. Guns have become more advanced, efficient, and cheaper. People have more powerful weapons now compared to then
Gun Control is a proposed solution to decrease mass shootings. What do conservatives propose? Banning video games

Based mongol fren