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its just a gimmick app where the women have to message first

people who don't want kids are unable to think past 2 weeks in the future and immediate gratification

Children are an investment in your future, raising a family gives you an unmatched sense of fulfillment, more than any netflix show or funko pop can give you.

You get to impart everything you've learnt about this world on to them. Your long-term family that will be with you when you retire, will come visit, keep you happy and eventually give you grandchildren.

And when you're old and in a a home/on your deathbed, they will all be there, respecting you. Once you pass, your assets will help them tremendously. Or you could choose the child-free life, and either die alone in your house, having to be torn off the carpet after you've fused with it becaue nobody finds you, or you die in hospital, surrounded by nobody but overworked nurses who couldn't care less, having everything you've ever worked for donated to random charities.

Also nobody will be at your funeral.

dont like finland, simple as

me? none of your business you blog reading nonce

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holy shit redditor no one is reading that go away

>nobody will be at your funeral.
not gonna be able to care if im dead am i

blocked the toilet in toil 3 minutes before leaving with a wonder poo. reckon it fester and brew over the weekend

Might be a good idea to stop going out for drinks entirely I get too much fear about the cunty things I say when I've had a few

thinking about them ancient egyptian batteries and my metal cans, and connecting metal cans to mains voltage on a switch and breaking the neutral wire. and also making it cool (its a heatsink barrel drum thing) so that it puts more through it

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oh you post nonsense like that all day, get off your high horse

Going to a wedding abroad without the missus and just thinking about how great it would to be single

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be honest lad your iq is below 70 isn't it

in my experience the quality of girls on bumble is miles better than any other app

pissed myself in an Uber on the way home after being kicked out of the pub a while back, it was my sign to reign it in

yeah but how are they different

who gives a shit about how you die? that's going to be crap anyway
you're trading 20 years of fun, money, and real achievement in exchange for a few moments of false comfort and giving up your own worthless life so someone else maybe has a chance of actually achieving something
grim

where

Having kids because YOU are unfulfilled doesn't seem like a good enough reason to create new lives

are you like 12 years old? So many runts on here with the edgy nihilistic world views

I never said i was unfulfilled, I said having children gives you fulfillment, more than anything else. Fulfillment from anything material is only temporary.

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pro tip: as a man you can have children and fuck off for a few years at a time for “work reasons” and come back and make up by schmoozing your way into things again at any time

civilisation will collapse in the next few decades anyway, your kids will hate you for bringing you into the world

fitter and seem less slaggy than tinder ones, less Filipino than Badoo girls, also get more matches, idk why

now im thinking about solar panels instead of mains

For me its dying in my late 30s in a self-immolating blaze of glory following a life well lived

>civilisation will collapse any day now! two more weeks!!

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Might have a kid just so I have someone around to feel superior to
Will call the little shit Joshua or some other runty name

yahoo bought tumblr a while ago for certain
dont quote me on this part, but i think a phone company (maybe "verizon") owns it now. but yahoo bought it then made a bunch of changes - the most popular one is "they removed porn"
i think microsoft was involved too

so thats what happened

where diego

>biblical names
TOP CRINGE

ye all those years well spent shitposting on brit

I'm almost 30 and you sound like a sappy jesus freak
get a clue

now im thinking about the difference between AC (mains) and DC (solar panel) and how the aluminium can in the circuit is basically a capacitor, and how to use the different ways ac and dc works with it. and also about