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Nothingburger edition

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reckon the term is ‘nowt butty’

I hereby declare this new thread open.

PUNCH RORKE IN THE THROAT
RIP HIS MJOLNIR NECKLACE OFF

everyone wants to shag their mum just most people when they get older repress those feelings to make their boring lives easier

gem

am going to live forever
morties on suicide watch

leave Sanna Marin alone, there is no such thing as appropriate, everything she does is the behaviour of a world leader because she is a world leader

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>everyone wants to shag their mum
can hand on heart never say I’ve had this feeling

which of your facebook friends said that?

answer my question

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might have a wank x

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO SANNA GO!!!

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what are you going to wank to?

feels aren't like that, they don't just appear out of thin air
they niggle at you and beat you down until you fully submit to them

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that’s a puffy vag

yous cunts are so fuckin cooked

theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/19/generation-sensible-risk-missing-out-life-experiences-therapists
heckin anxeiterinooo

seen her getting shagged up the arse

t. cheating daily mail boomer

frown mad niggas be having a fit of pique at the world's hurts
down bad niggas be having a bit of peek up a girl's skirt

cor

nicked it from Parks & Rec

sanna marin installs covid fascism, i sleep
sanna marin has a party, RESIGN NOW

few qveens i reckon x
(would love to shag my pajeeta housemate tho ngl)

How is the generation that thinks its completely normal to cut your genitals off at any age being referred to as "generation sensible" lmao.

she looks fit clothed but she's pretty grim naked these days

Did you now

she should never have gotten the tummy tuck

what's her name?

>There’s a danger that your world becomes inward-looking, and that can then cause self-perpetuating anxiety
For me it's failure in the outer world that did me in

I would marry Angela White

utter fucking drivel, not a sensible word between article writer and quoted spastics
state of it all
fuck you deegz im out of here

EAT. THE. MOULD.

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have a good one x

What's Deano's take on rising fuel costs?

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>guardian
>a single sensible word
not sure what you expected honestly

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lol
had an even worse opinion column i linked earlier which was arguing for abortion up until birth to be legalised and how it's actually "illegal" to be a woman in this country

these days if you say you're a woman you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

quick question mate
pajeeta housemate is catholic
how rare is that then?
was surprised at that like

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the lads

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This image is a perfect encapsulation of 2022 Britain, isn't it.

An article about how desperate and impoverished we are with our nation in a state of collapse, but don't worry you can win free tickets to watch Ngubu score a hattrick against Shitchester Rovers and that will make everyone feel better!

Oh my dayyyyysssssss
Would you just fucking jog on already Rorke nobody fucking cares

fuckin’ell didn’t realise the bint was married
grim

is she south indian? if the answer is yes, not uncommon

austrlians scared of magpies because their greatest national weapon is a hi-vis vest
and they dont want to share their hi-vis vest

everyone should be have the option to give up their right to vote in exchange for paying zero income tax, if you live entirely off bennies then you shouldn't be allowed to vote anyway you leech... would be curious who is left in charge of the country at that point

>an even worse opinion column i linked earlier which was arguing for abortion up until birth to be legalised
Fucking what? How is that in any way morally justifiable? Please don't tell me there are actually people unironically arguing for killing fully-formed babies.

I'm generally speaking pro-choice and think Christfags get a bit overly hysterical about aborting fetuses, but surely there's a fucking limit? We can't have completely unrestricted abortion.

the commie bankers would

gimmick idea: saying "mordhau" instead of "mad how" until it catches on and supersedes "mad how" completely

genuinely don’t know mate
she grew up in birmingham, no hint of an accent like
but hear her on the phone and she’s speaking fluent hindi (i assume)

you shouldn't have to pay taxes if you are willing to not use public services. never needed the NHS, police or useless politician CUNTS so why should I pay for them

NOOOO GLOBOHOMO WILL LET US GET AWAY WITH JUST A WHITE WOMAN THERE'S NO WAY THEY'LL KEK US INTO A MANLET GIGABROWN

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>Please don't tell me there are actually people unironically arguing for killing fully-formed babies
It's HER body HER choice okay Rorke forcing pregnancy on people who don't want it is tyranny

I pray to god Rishi wins out over Truss, but it isn't looking good atm.

niggybums niggybums eat my poo
niggybums niggybums how about you
by user aged 5

Why does no one in the UK care that you're now letting in a million migrants every year?

>millennial acting her age
oh no

what's your favourite herb lads?

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should get a hefty bill when you call the police like yanks do when they need an ambulance

and everyone would become redundant...

same
liz is an actual spacker
i despair at what will happen if she gets elected

when she gets elected

Imagine how gay and retarded the world is going to get when zoomers start becoming leaders of countries.

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you don’t get it mate
truss is a 90iq retard, rishi would be a blessing

HOLY FUCK I JUST REALISED SHE'S ON HER FUCKING KNEES IN THIS SHIT

FUCKING HELL

I'VE NOT SEEN TOP SLAGS OVER HERE DO ALL THAT

Just penicillin innit

would be hilarious if truss ends up being another thatcher aka a rorkian candidate who fucks rorke and his family (parents & potential sister) in the ass

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And a video of some guy kissing her neck

What the fuck do you cunts drink for alcohol at home?
Here it's normally cider out of cans
I'm assuming some sort of lager over there

Unless Rishi is going to go through with his plan of taking money away from deprived shitholes and putting it into places with a future then I don't want him to lead our country

but you'd eat shit on Any Forums for years, maybe decades and never, ever, EVER recover, it would be like obama x 100

just like aussies are eternally BTFO'd for being corona cuckolds deeply exposed by a single shizophrenic serbian tennis player

why do 20 somethings talk about ‘zoomers’ as if they aren’t one themselves

red fuckin roostar m8

Big fan of thyme

On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you lads?

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she won’t
honestly mate, rishi is actually our best bet
don’t care he’s brown, i don’t want an ACTUAL spacker as PM, watch anything truss says, she’s a mong

Maybe log off for a bit hun x

it's politics, you wouldn't understand

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/aug/19/abortion-legal-great-britain-women-life-sentences-roe-v-wadesee above

well whatever she is i hope that in the near future, she lets you get in her pants

what brits think about this?

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They're not telling you the Racial data, are they?

Full France Mode.

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fucking hell this shit is so cringe, the other people are just standing there awkwardly watching her act like a retarded 16 year old

Ireland has already had a non-white pm
we will be fine

explain? my job makes money and would still be needed, yours... doesn't?

Trying to discern the meaning of this gibberish atm.

Cultural zoomers are post-2000 births, those are the people who aren't old enough to remember a time before social media, smartphones, and the internet being constantly present in everybody's life.

1995-1999 births are a grey area. Many of us born in those years grew up in a fundamentally millennial culture, and we didn't get social media or smartphones until well into secondary school. There is very little relation between most of us and the mentally deranged, Tiktok-addicted, tranny-worshipping kids who were born in the 21st century.

More embarrassing than the abuse honestly

always remember that they were the literal infants you saw their mothers carrying around in the early 2000's.

Out October
Flag is filtered

yeah gotta leave shortly, just want to rile up rorke before his incel evening in, remind him he's at threat of a dark brown manlet "paki" pm as he calls them and that "his" government will never tell him what % of england is english and probably won't even tell him what % is white british anymore

have you tried spending less time online? you seem deranged

thanks lad x
have a good future mate
gonna go for that wank now

>Cocaine-fuelled driver had so much of the drug in his system it could not be measured by lab machine as he claimed he had snorted a 'big fat line' only after police pulled him over

>They're not telling you the Racial data, are they?
It'll get released. We have ethnic demographics for 2001, 2011, they're going to publish 2021 also. Anticipating 82% white myself, a 4% drop from 2011, I think that's likely.

yeah you’re a zoomer mate

pretty bold of a german to talk about us eating shit, you sickos have been doing it and filming it for years