God, I wish I were American

God, I wish I were American.

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You will NEVER be American.

No, you don't.

I am american. Its not the big deal

Rude

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Do you want to be fat ?

come home white man

I'm sorry, but I just don't want to delude you.
You have to face the harsh reality.

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hell yeah dude
we'll go fishing, shooting, ride some quads, and drink cheap beer all day

leave then

If you have the American spirit you are already an America. Welcome, brother

>Ancestors lived through the potato famine only to emigrate east instead of west

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same, only now I realize how blessed Americans are because they're completely safe, no one will ever invade them, no one will drop a bomb on their heads, no one will even fart around them.

>apply for companies that sponsor H1b
>apply for green card
>wait for 5 years
>apply for citizenship
that was hard

this is what i say, being american is a mindset lol

They made the right choice

>apply for companies that sponsor H1b
Basically, no one does this through

trust me, man, the grass looks greener but it's really yellow and dead with patches of dirt everywhere

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I wish I wasn't, and I'm not so sometimes things work out alright

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Same.

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r u kidding? almost every big company does. and a lot of startups do it too. how do u think there are so many indian techbros in the US?

amerishits unironically believe that their country isn't built by immigrants