what did he do for 26 years?
What did he do for 26 years?
Kayden Torres
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Mason Nguyen
>26 years in a twisted hell hole filled with unimaginable nightmare creatures that want to kill and eat you
>Just gets a shave and a haircut and he's fine
I know it's just a movie but would it have killed them to give me some PTSD or something?
Noah Lewis
What about him?
Mason Jenkins
That’s coming up in the gritty remake next year Jumanji (2024)
Carson Foster
Why would a thriving jungle man have PTSD?
Connor Wood
You really think an 14 year old pampered New England rich kid would just land in a dense jungle and be okay?
Tyler Hernandez
Jack Howard
Yeah.
Jeremiah Bell
They just had a remake with 2 movies
Camden Wilson
No, it would be difficult to adapt to but if he made it for 26 years on the run from all the shit you see in the movie he would've shed his bitch tears a long time before he returns to the house.
Carson Watson
Masturbate.
Juan Collins
They should call in “5 or 8” and have it be about the 26 years Alan spent in the jungle
Carson Stewart
contemplate suicide
Liam Moore
fap
Justin Reed
Daniel Williams
First Post, Best Post
Asher Wright
Imagine how many animals he fucked.
Jacob Butler
Yeah but the problem is he still acts like Alan when in reality he'd be this soulless unemotional husk of a human
Chase Jackson
spider pussy
Carter Garcia
youtu.be
Cartoon made it look fun
Benjamin Martinez
Half the point though is he never really grew up and faced his fears (namely Van Pelt/his father) so rather than being competent, he/s still this manchild who survives mostly by running and hiding, as a child would.
William Sanchez
That's unfair though since van pelt had a fucking gun
Aaron Hughes
>you're not a Any Forums user are you?
Chase Gray
>rather than being competent
He survived 26 years of this, c'mon give the man a break.
Elijah Allen
You now remember the Jumanji animated series