>you have a date with a super hot Chinese girl and she takes you to meet her parents
>but oh no her father is actually the President of China
>he gives you this look as you sit down at the table
What do you do?
You have a date with a super hot Chinese girl and she takes you to meet her parents
Lucas Lopez
Aiden Torres
president of china looks like pic related tho
Ryder Stewart
show him all the retarded shit I ordered off aliexpress
show him my aliexpress wishlist and wink
Christian Perez
I shall begin my spying.
Jeremiah Howard
X-Xi-sama?? I genuflect.
Isaiah Mitchell
I've dated a girl whose dad was a Chinese Nationalist before. It's honestly pretty hot to be fugging such a man's daughter as a white British guy.
For Xi though, I'm utterly fucked.
Charles Carter
It's over for chinesecels
Gabriel Wilson
i quickly grab my knife and stab him for being responsible for uygur genocide
Jayden Martinez
I hope the dinner has a knife and fork, I imagine stabbing someone to death with a chopstick would be harder
Landon Mitchell
>sorry Mr.Xi, but I already brought your daughter's dinner
>flop bwc on the table
Owen Barnes
What's up with that anyway, is Erdogan going to do anything about it considering they're a Turkic people?
Ryan Taylor
Why do they look different to me bros? Was native Taiwanese DNA that powerful?
Camden Johnson
native taiwanese look like us
Cameron Sanders
>Have sex with woman
>Still thinks about men
Very british of you
Christian Diaz
>uhhhm so do you like videogames?
James Campbell
>Flopping your dick out to a hungry Chinese family
Jaxon Lee
Bing chilling
Evan Powell
no muslim countries care about it because they want to trade with China instead. Such is the sacredness of the ummah
Wyatt Cruz
>Spanish
>Bwc
>Bw
>W
Underrated
Joseph Cook
ask him about his time in Ohio
James Miller
tr has no economic leverage on china and he was first to call it as genocide in 2009 and west only noticed that genocide after chinks stupid wolf warrior diplomacy doctrine put on display
Owen Hughes
>chinese girl biting geoduck.webm
Yes.
Joshua Howard
>Xi Jinping dies immediately.
Elijah Gomez
Why would a leader whose job is oppressing muslims complain about a country oppressing muslims?
Leo Lewis
>>you have a date with a super hot Chinese girl and she takes you to meet her parents
>>but oh no her father is actually the President of China
>>he gives you this look as you sit down at the table
Xi Mingze is cute ngl
Christopher Nguyen
>president of china looks like pic related tho
Jordan Foster
I assume the best strategy is to try to come across as cultured in the European sense i.e. talk about languages and history while also showing some shrewdness in financial and political matters. Then once the impression is made you keep the conversation on him and pretend to be interested in how he was a pig farmer who failed the test to join the party before finally getting in. So that his thought processes go from (1) Oh, he's an "in" with the baka gaijin, (2) Oh, he's not a dumbass who's going to embarrass us and we can actually use him as a tool, and (3) I like this user fellow we should talk to him more often.
Wyatt Ramirez
ask him how does it feels knowing his daughter was literally made for bcc (big capitalist cock)