This is what you have to do to get a girlfriend these days

This is what you have to do to get a girlfriend these days

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Normies don't count phonetime as screentime

Dude just has a second phone for all his browsing habits and side bitches while one completely clean one for his main girl.

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Forgot to mention that he also has return some video tapes.

Why does he live in 1999?

How am I doing?

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is this good or bad?

I'm at 11h/day

>lemme just buy a couple of CDs and also carry around a portable CD player everywhere, I'm so quirky and retro

look at me im sso different

better times

You can have a pure and loyal American sweetheart gf but ONLY IF you limit yourself to browsing Any Forums less than 15 minutes a day.
Can you do it??

>iToddler
>Gay little alien icon
ngmi

No. Here I meet many diversity so I can tell irl people how they are wrong and other people don't think like they believe they do!

>iToddler

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Of all the potential Any Forums gfs, American gf does the least for me

>American sweetheart gf
Only if she's a black QUEEN.

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bsd

That's good. Doesn't matter what you do it for the less "screen time" the better.
Im assuming if you watch a documentary or read an ebook it shouldnt count as "screen time".
Why does she have a Twitter account though? Is she complaining or bragging her bf doesnt use the internet? I dont know.

responding just shows your weak