Do I want to be American?

I want to have an American salary

You will always feel like a foreigner because there is no real Estonian community here but if you're a soulless cretin who desires nothing except for money you can make hella scrilla if you have desirable skills. You could also make friends easily if you're not autistic

>if you're a soulless cretin who desires nothing except for money you can make hella scrilla
Sounds like me. Where do I sign up

Sorry Hans but all our Work Visas have been allocated to Pajeets in the tech industry. You are more than welcome to marry an old or overweight woman to earn your citizenship tho (impregnating a woman and going on an extended vacation in her third trimester is also a valid option.)

You live in germany. Why would you want to come here?

>Sorry Hans but all our Work Visas have been allocated to Pajeets
can confirm lol

Mulla. Cash. Money. Dough. Whatever you wanna call it, i gots to have it. I have the hustlers disease

Damn. Is there some diversity program for LGBT folk? I'd gladly pound some boypussy for a Green Card

Ask yourself a few questions
1. Do you value your own personal freedom above all else, including other's lives?
2. Are you willing to then give up those freedoms you value for an easier life?
3. Will you then complain endlessly about the choices given to you like a child?
If the answer is yes to all 3 then welcome home brother.

No, don't do that to him.

Germans are quite poor. I make more than 90% of them but taxes take everything. I would be on min 130k in America and will probably go back if this currency keeps crashing.

If you came over here you'd probably end up working as a truck driver. That's what usually happens with eastern euro dudes. Which is funny because apparently it's a thing in western europe too but I only recently found out it happens here. Lots of truck drivers.

I'd hurry up if you want gay marriage our supreme court has been packed with r*ghtoids who could possibly end gay marriage and by extension your homosexual eligibility for US citizenship

Dude what the fuck do you want to get married for anyways?
Seriously what is wrong with people.
Should ban the governmental institution of marriage in general. That shit is between you and whoever you think made you.

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Marriage gets you legal protections and a tax cut, fuck off nigger.

Fuck you cunt.
The only reason the government should have any involvement is if you have kids. That way we can get rid of fucked up divorces where one person doesn't really owe the other a damn thing.

You don't want to pay American bills or insurance.

I'd say take your meds if the supreme court didnt already roll back abortions.

>Dude what the fuck do you want to get married for anyways?
Green Card. Also, love :3

whats the best place for me to live in the US?

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Don't you have everything you need to live there? What can't you afford?

If you're a girl (girl) then my bed, if you're a guy then fuck off we're full.

Miami
if you know English your way ahead of most over migrants in that area. you really don't need to know English.

Hispanic and presumably poor on arrival, probably HTX

You're an incel pham and that's okay, but the inheritance, social security, health insurance, retirement, and wrongful death benefits outweigh your groveling bullshit.

In Finland you say AmeriKKKa

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