>Television is...le bad!
Television is...le bad!
Ryan Campbell
Cameron Nguyen
Thank you for watching our film.
Landon Adams
to be fair tho, only retards like cowboy shows. Shoulda been a red flag
Angel Sullivan
>song is about throwing out your tv and replacing it with a bookshelf
William Allen
>remember kids, if you chew gum you will become a horribly disfigured blueberry person, and what's more you'll deserve it because chewing gum is just that evil
Cameron Edwards
It’s about disobedience
Luke Peterson
Reminder that zoomers are what you get when you are raised on TV and YouTube.
Adam Jenkins
>But movies are... le good!
John Bennett
>raised on TV
That's milennials. Zoomers don't watch TV.
Ian Ward
Mike Teavee was never given so much as a faint "don't stop come back" which he probably didn't even hear. Also expecting a child not to play around with a teleporting shrink ray is stupid.
Robert Roberts
Why did the Ooompa Loompa running the Wonkavidion camera shoot Mike with the beam against Wonka's wishes? For that matter, how did Wonka go years without any sort of routine government inspection? There should have been a guard rail around the chocolate river if it was so dangerous.
Parker Lewis
No, Zoomers just watch reaction videos and retarded TikTok dances.
Robert Sullivan
Wonka is an economic powerhouse he likely bankrupted any organization trying to audit or regulate him
Josiah Lopez
That just sounds like women entertainment.
Bentley Butler
>makes a stupid thread
>doens't realize TV and film exist to manipulate the public and condition them to make poor decisions and to normalize shit-tier behaviors
The monopolization of mass communications platforms has been a cancer to human development.
Jayden Foster
>No Chocolate River License
>No Oompa Loompa Work Permits
>No FAA clearance for your glass elevator
It's over for Wonka
Jacob Cooper
They didn't care about Wonka's wishes and thought it would be hilarious.
Jaxson Ramirez
>Invites five children to tour his factory
>Four of them fall victim to industrail accidents
Even if they did sign the waiver, it's going to look suspicious when word gets out.
Brayden Price
Not his problem, he gave the company and liability to that poor sap Charlie at the end. Wonka escaped the country and flew to Belize in his glass elevator, bringing his private stock of female Oompa Loompas with him.
Leo Collins
The original book’s Oompa Loompa song was literally about how chewing gum is gross
Juan Gray
It is gross and you shouldn't be chewing gum openly or while you are in a front-facing job like a waiter.