Tourist in Turkey

>natives don’t know deodorants exist
Or rather, perhaps they can’t afford them
>salespeople in luxury stores are almost entirely ukrainian
Not that it matters much, since they’re the only kind of immigrants in here that speak English, even better than the natives
>everything is dirt cheap
for first-world tourists, at least
>natives don’t know the concept of personal space
had some aloof college girl press chest onto mine in a somewhat crowded elevator when there was clearly room in the center, and she and her dad got offended when I forcibly pushed her away. I think they threw about fifty different profanities at me in the span of ten seconds.
>natives treat you poorly until they’re aware of your wealth
Varies from kissing your ass for a crump of tips to trying (and failing) to scam you while wearing a fake smile.
>best coffee ever
Italians better get off their high horses, because Turks at least know how to make a great variety of delicious coffee
>cat haven
Public parks are so relaxing with the amount of friendly and well-groomed cats keeping you company.

You may ask me anything you’d like, if you wish.

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Lemme guess, you are Arab?

Yes, yes, very good, however...
I didn't ask

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how common is english in turkey? if not that, do people speak spanish at all?

Forgot to mention… even as a tourist, I don’t blame the Turks, because I hate other tourists lmao.
I was going to give a straightforward answer, but I’m curious as to why that would matter.
Not as common as you’d assume. I had to use the Google translate app because maybe one in a hundred people know English, and their English is basic and broken.

>had some aloof college girl press chest onto mine in a somewhat crowded elevator when there was clearly room in the center, and she and her dad got offended when I forcibly pushed her away. I think they threw about fifty different profanities at me in the span of ten seconds.
They hate gays there

I know, which is why I pushed her, because I’m not gay.

im syrian btw. turks hate us and i hate turks. wish assad invade turkey and save us from mongols.

>don't know deodorants exist
does this include the women? Can I really find a cutie Roachfu with stinky pits?

>natives don’t know deodorants exist

You're not the first person that said that about them kek

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Would they really get that mad? Maybe they were trying pickpocket

They are probably too poor to afford it because when they come here they instantly bathe themselves in concentrated axe bodyspray

Kek they think anyone that hates them is Arab, not that their country is simply a shithole.
Rent free

>Turks aren't Arab
not even meming but I thought Turkey was considered Arab is it not?

Yes, but they are very tsundere about it, so we play along with them. otherwise they get mad and attack you like a dog

they are genetic greco-arabs that speak a mongol-arab creole, basically the original mutts

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The ones who tried selling me stuff on the street felt like pickpockets. On two occasions, a kid came to sell one of those cheap plastic massaging devices and put it on my shoulder before I could even say no, it felt very fishy and elaborate, like the goal here was to distract me and have my purse snatched instead of getting me to buy that crap he’s pretending to sell.

I also had another kid literally cling onto me to my side and wave a flower infront of my face, after I ignored and walked away from him for trying to sell said flower to me. Some woman near me peeled the kid and yelled at him, then asked if I’m okay… by then I felt like I had enough and got a kebab before leaving for my hotel.
they’re not arabs, why even think that in the first place?

Lel.

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not to be racist, but I literally can’t tell the difference between most syrians and turks and kurds. when I assume someone is a turk, he surprises me with the fact he’s a kurd or syrian, and vice versa.

>why even think that
because "Arab" and "Middle Eastern" usually mean the same thing

>they’re not arabs, why even think that in the first place?

Not him, but it's pretty obvious why. They look like Arabs, act like Arabs, smell like Arabs, eat Arab food, have an Arab symbol on their flag, have an Arab culture, follow an Arab religion, etc. It's pretty understandable for someone to assume they're Arabs.

>They look like Arabs
Do Amerimutts really think Asians look Arab?

Turks really do fucking stink

that’s dumb, it’s like saying Europeans and all the various ethnicities there are germans, or all southeast Asians are indian. from what I can tell online, Turkish citizens are mostly anatolian natives, the central asian ottoman turks were just a ruling class minority.
I’m too exhausted to explain why you’re so stupid and an embarrassment.

I'm not talking about Asians, I'm talking about Turkish people. Asian people aren't hairy and brown like you guys.

>it’s like saying Europeans and all the various ethnicities there are germans, or all southeast Asians are indian.
Not, it's like saying all Europeans are Nigerians or something like that. Europeans are unironically genetically closer to Arabs than we are. We are East Eurasian people.

Arabs love them ,they support Erdogan etc

>I'm not talking about Asians, I'm talking about Turkish people
So Asians?
My question still remains: do you think those brown creatures are the thing as someone from Turkey or Mongolia or Vietnam?

You write like a white american chud

that’s because I am one… minus the chud. I usually call men scrotes and some such online, never chud, didn’t even type it once until now.

When I was in Japan, crowded trains smelled less than a room containing a single Turk

Women can be chuds too.

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Turkish women literally never bathe or shower

I didn't asked for your input, brownoid. Also tell your diaspora to stop stealing our cars.

Turks are greeks

Seething stinky Turkshit, lol

don't insult greeks like that

? I just told you to not waste your time writing your opinion to me because I'm not going to take it seriously or even read. You have same credbility as some Indian in Quora

I thought chud means transphobe… does it mean something else now?
anyway, pic related is reasonable imo

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