What will/would you name your firstborn son?

What will/would you name your firstborn son?

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nigger

hans
i would make him use the chan and you guys already call every german "hans" so

Kevin david

jamal or tyrone

I'd let my wife decide

jan, like my great grandpa who fought for us

Skyrim, Gunther or Adolf

GIGACHAD nothing less. Thanks.

I'd name him after an archangel, for good luck
Gabriel, Michaël, Raphaël, Metatron..

Why is it always son? Why is it never daughter?

Yes, and definitely with all caps.

Women don’t exist retard

Imagine having children
I mean unless you're a millionaire heir

Tadhg

Only men with small penises have daughters

Napoleon X

GIGASTACY

Are you going to teach him Irish?

Thoughts on fox news?

Sage

my plan was to name him Kirill because the main character of my favorite book is called like that but then russia started shit and now i habe no idea. maybe i will call him Kirill anyway if God doesn't punish me with a daughter

Gabriel

>his favorite book is Dragonball

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My wife wants to send our children to an irish language school. I dont really mind desu

Frederick, in honor of Engels and because it's a good name.

no it's a dilogy by sergey lukianenko but it doesn't have an english translation. it's called weltengänger and weltenträumer. the russians made a shit movie adaption that still makes my blood boil

Playstation de Souza Lopes

Ill let the mother choose