Why does everyone speak in RP? The movie was fucking gay
Just saw the Northman
Ayden Young
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Logan Kelly
Why do you retards watch blockbusters?
Luke Bennett
Eh, my brother wanted to see it. I am more of a 70s guy
David Carter
oh
Angel Nguyen
Did you want them to speak in a greasy 70s NYC wop manner or something?
Luis Taylor
>You behold your brother's gaze in amazement. I knew well you would.
>Pity you never paid a bastard's eye's heed before.
>Now, behold how swiftly your brother swings his sword.
It's like I'm reading a fucking DND monologue, all it needs is some fucking asterisks.
Jordan Young
Look at ye
postin' cringe
Eli Lee
I agree, the dialogue was way too stilted
Gabriel Martin
You suck 70 cocks per day
Angel White
>OY BRUV YOU LOOK RIGHT PISSED SCARED DONTCHA
>TOO BAD YOU NEVER PAID ATTENTION
>IM ABOUT TO FUCKIN' SLICE YER HEAD OFF MATE
better?
Isaac Martin
That’s how squareheads talk.
Kayden Reed
Honestly yeah
Joshua Foster
let me translate it to amerimutt
>ayoo nigguh mirin his drip?
>you nevuh listen to me no mo nigguh
>bro I finna cap yo ass
Carter Ross
73 cocks a day was when Hollywood peaked.
Jeremiah Perry
It is based on the story of Amleth, which is the same story as Shakespeares Hamlet was made from.
I believe it's a shot at the fancy dialog from that particular rendition, kind of like Romeo + Juliet did. I think it works very well
Matthew Powell
>COME AT ME NIGGA COME AT ME
>copin my drip nevuh gonna make you a hard nigga you nevuh gonna be a kang LIGHTSKIN MOTHERFUCKA
Justin Roberts
Eh, honestly it didn't feel "fancy" enough. I was told by a friend that the studio asked Eggers to tone down the dialogue after it was received poorly by test audiences, and that wouldn't surprise me at all if it was true. It felt like what you'd think would sound fancy when you were 14, and Eggers did a great job at writing dialogue in his other works, so i think this was a studio choice.
Owen Edwards
>The story of Hoodlet
Joseph Parker
Is this really how they talk? Yes, I'm never watching this gay ass movie
Dominic Green
On my honor, it is that faggy.
Connor Davis
It was a waste of time, pure drama and almost no action.
Kayden Walker
Yeah that's not how people speak when playing dnd
Leo Lewis
Lol, dialogue aside it looks pretty retarded
Evan Murphy
My apologies
>Amleth a Northman: MOM I ASKED FOR FUCKING COOL RANCH, NOT NACHO! YOU'RE RUINING THE IMMERSION
>Okay role to see if you can seduce the Goblins.
Robert Cox
Honestly some of the shots looked nice but it was pretty lame and a lot of the CGI looked really dumb. So many fake animals.
Joseph Roberts
i'm surrounded by midwit zoomers
James Rivera
That like it... or dislike it?
Carson Kelly
Way better.
Ryder Ross
Why would viking savages speak in poetry? Even historically accurate Vikings were basically just farmers