Kino.
Gorgons annoying as fuck tho
Kino
Lincoln Young
William Gonzalez
Based
Army dudes were way cooler
Michael Powell
Gorgonites are chill would hang out with them. Commandos are a buzzkill
Robert Thompson
>gorgonites
>only hide, never want to fight
>literally programmed to lose
>commandos
>chads, want to fuck barbie dolls for 3 days. Don’t even have dicks
>can make weapons out of the average garage components
>effectively could be a private army for the low cost of $350
Leo Young
why not both? I liked the Commandos because they reminded me of HECU marines from Half-Life and I liked Archer because he was like a retarded puppy dog Predator
Logan Wood
>Pozzed Toy Story
Jaxon Morales
>You put munitions chips... in TOYS???
Daniel Wright
How were they so cheap?
Jace Jackson
>toy story, but on meth, with peak Phil Hartmann
Bentley Adams
Do you even know what pozzed means? I’m surprised you don’t since you’re such a tremendous faggot you’ve got semen pouring out your ears.
Jaxon Watson
>Gorgons annoying as fuck tho
Isaac Carter
Small Soldiers is what faggot liberals would think would happen if the limp wristed pussies actually went into civil war against paranoid gun toting rednecks and former military survivalists. In reality the the Commando Elite would wipe the fucking floor with those hippy/furry freaks
Robert Rodriguez
Shut up faggot
Andrew Collins
Tfw the barbie doll scenes gave me a boner as a kid
Ian Perry
3D printed plastic, the processor chips were sold wholesale at a loss.
Even the CEO realised that they inadvertently made a disposable private army
Mason Jenkins
>Kristen Stewart gagged with her own dirty sock
mmmm
Dylan Wright
P..Phillip Seymour Hoffman??!
Jaxson Diaz
>voiced by peak Christina ricci and SMG
Nicholas Perry
holy shit i think this might be where my femdom fetish came from. well, that and the hey arnold scene where the girls tie up harold
Camden Cox
Kirsten Dunst in this movie was the first girl I ever had a crush on
Aaron Brooks
meant to say KDunst obviously
Wyatt Wood
>you gave munitions chips to goys?
Christian Perry
gizmo
Brody Russell
I had a complete set of these fuckers and I had army men win 90% of my imaginary childhood engagements
Thomas Bell
>What If These Toys Could Actually Kick Ass?
Christopher Brown
I'm genuinely surprised no one's tried whoring out this IP for everything they can.
Jayden Powell
I only had a few actual toys, but almost the complete set from Burger King.
BK always had the based toys: Toy Story, Small Soldiers, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Men in Black, Batman Beyond, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars