The best country that ever existed
The best country that ever existed
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I have a larp fantasy where I lead them down a reform path like china and they still exist and are modern and fully developed
based hoi4 autist
I've never played it but I listened to an audio book so I started thinking how I could have saved it
It was run by absolute retards
>wake up in your cozy warm apartment, your parents meanwhile grew up in a shack in the frozen tundra and dug up turnips from rocks
>ride the clean, cheap subway to your job. No shitty advertisements, just kino art everywhere
>enjoy a productive day at work (literally impossible to be unemployed)
>finish for the day, head home where your 10/10 super model wife has prepared a delicious and healthy meal from locally sourced and organic ingredients, no HFCS or capitalists trying to push bugs and lap grown slop
>spend some quality time with your four children who you have no problem taking care of and sending to school and providing all necessities
>literally zero financial stress
>go to the local cultural centre in the evening where a performance of your countries traditional music is taking place
>have a glass of vodka with an intellectually stimulating game of chess with your friends
>crime and antisocial behaviour, homelessness and drug abuse are virtually non-existent
>can take an education course free of charge at any time, state pays for it
>read the latest newspaper about the achievements in spaceflight, industry, science, construction
>easy access to all sorts of sports, no money corruption or football teams owned by Saudi billionaires
>literally impossible to be homeless, every landlord was hanged or shot a long time ago
>respected party worker building the new socialist world
You did not suffer.
>B-BUT MUH RUSSIA! WE HAD TO LISTEN TO GORBACHEV'S WISDOM AND LEADERSHIP!! I DIDNT BUY USELESS SHINY GADGETS EVERY YEAR!! MY PARENTS HAD TO DEFECT BECAUSE THEY COULDNT FEED ME COCA COLA EVERY DAY AND WE COULDNT VOTE BETWEEN SCUMBAG #1 AND SCUMBAG #2 !! THERE WERE NO RETARDED ETHNIC CONFLICTS!!!!
>THE FUCKING BOLSHEVIKS TOOK MY GRANDFATHER'S 100 ACRE FARM AND SHOT THE KULAKS, FUCKING HELP US HITLER SAVE ME N.A.T.O. WE'RE OPPRESSED
Shut the fuck up. You did not suffer.
You probably play EU4 and HOI4 and smells like dry cum
>The best country that ever existed
Is YugoSlavia
My larp fantasy is that I give them a Maoist cultural revolution but instead of just destroying tradition and religion I also condemn science as bourgeois counterrevolutionary subversion and everyone just studies marxist economics and agriculture all day and I end up killing half the population.
it wouldve existed if nazi germany didnt attack
Worst country that ever existed.
>Companies with less than 7 workers can be private
No.
The Soviet Union is the reason latin america is a shithole. Fuck them and fuck Russia.
communist non frens Silverland
>Le commies fault
This region was doomed before commies were a thing
its called polishing shit
At least I would have had my cozy apartment given from the state unlike now.
Argentina was Welsh and German once
You wouldn't be given it if you were single. There was a reason people married in their early 20s (so they could jump in the housing queue).
You'd have had a train to SIBERIA if you were Lithuanian.
I'd join the army and receive it this way. A lot of people were given apartments after they did a military service
Your ancestors got a bullet in the cranium
>Objectively a shithole, especially near the end
>Russian boomers still want to go back to it
Why are they like this?
so you imply i'd die on a duty? that's even better glory to soviet union
Occipital lobe*
They just want bring its might back, basically they want to take revenge on the West.