I.. I'm really Japanese!! NO...

I.. I'm really Japanese!! NO, NO!! M-my body is began to be English teacher!!! St-stop!! Wait!! I'm Japanese!!!! I'm Japa-
Hello everyone. I'm English teacher.

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Why does almost every non-anglo flag on here do the courtesy of learning at least passable English while the Japanese flags consistently don't give a fuck and just write whatever?
I thought you people were supposed to be polite.

I am sorry. that's probably because of me.
I have been staying on 4ch over the last half a year and making tremendous amount of posts here
my broken English must have made many ppl turned off

no its cute hiro i like it

they're chads. we'd do the same thing if it were us user

no time to have sex and no time to learn english

This is why I love Jap posters desu.

They own this site
Accept it or begone bitch

They are americans deliberately writing in broken english to pass as japanese.

There aren't any Japanese posters on Any Forums.

I've lived here for years and a lot of my friends are hardcore online/otaku types and only 1 of them ever even heard of Any Forums and he only knows the name

Here's what you need to understand:
Barely any of them speak english
Those who do, don't speak it well
Even those who do wouldn't really understand the irony/"""""humour"""""" here, even your average native english speaker would be baffled by the shit we say on here, so you can only imagine how confusing it is for someone that's not only ESL but also from an INSANELY different culture

Furthermore, they have their own imageboards, and their internet culture is VERY far separate for western internet culture, even on a normie level (youtube, twitter)

So for a Japanese person to be posting on Any Forums, they would have to be:
Extremely well spoken with english and understand nuances/sarcasm(japanese dont understand sarcasm)/irony(japanese dont understand that either), aware of Any Forums(probably fewer than 1000 people in this country have ever heard of it), and interested enough to stay on the website, and then even with all that, the chances that they'd post here instead of just Any Forums or Any Forums or some shit is very unlikely.

Any Forums is like the same 100-200 people posting constantly.

When you think you're talking to a Japanese poster, what you're actually talking to is some western dude, probably a fat ugly anglo or some weird european weeb who lives here and they're just bored and online for the night, so they do that weird shit where they pretend to be Japanese and speak in fake broken english

Even furthermore, I've been teaching English to japanese people for years now, and I know what kinds of grammar/spelling/vocabulary usage mistakes they make, so I can tell when someone is faking.

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