Murrikan tourist has a meltdown after being "lost"

>Murrikan tourist has a meltdown after being "lost"

LMFAO why are they like this

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I'm fat.

I'm fat.

What is wrong with white people?

>lost
>on a trail with clear view of your surroundings below
uhhhh

a lot

You can literally see civilization.
How do you get lost?

Decadent lifestyles mixed with hubris and ignorant expectations

Why didn't he let the fat bitch ride on the horse? Are euros really this selfish?

Americans are too heavy for horses
I hate that tiktok voice

Imagine getting lost and coming across a tiktoker

Yes, burgerman, how???

:|

I'm not fat, I'm big boned

Bones don't jiggle, Cletus.

My doctor says my bones are just more wobbly than normal. I had x-rays and shit done man. I'm big boned

>woman overestimates her abilities
They often do this

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>actually replying to that
christ you diaspora will NEVER stop seething, over the tiniest little things.

Cope fatso

fatty just wanted a free ride on the horse

>NOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M AMERICAN UNCLE SAM SAVE ME ARRGH

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Don't call me fat, I'm big boned

no dedicated biking infrastructure, this isn't what YT lead me to believe.

Non-anglos have ZERO concept of self deprecating situational humor.

Maybe until zoomers